Burst blogging is my preferred method. Reblog a thousand things in a minute and leave. Its like the opposite if queue-ing

i spent way too long on this dumb joke askdfj

this is literally one of my favorite comics of all time

Throwback to the funniest graffiti I have ever seen at my uni

some poor shit in the faculty of arts had had Enough 

I had a dream about bakeoff except they were all cooking increasingly weird stuff until they got to the last guy and Paul asked ‘what are you serving’ and his response was just ‘these hands’ and then he knocked Paul Hollywood out on national television

imagine setting this loose in the middle of a big auditorium while some important speech is going on

untapped market

website where people sell those shirts they get from completing big food challenges to people who have never done such a thing but who want said shirts for clout

fun on the right, business on the left

I’m seriously concerned my left or her left

What she says: I’m fine What she means: What time period does A Series of Unfortunate Events actually take place? There is mention of horse-drawn carriages, but also of motor cycles and automobiles, but the way the three Baudelaires dress is indicative of the nineteen hundred-something’s. Characters are dressed in both early twentieth century clothing as well as up to date clothing. There is mention of computers, fax, and phones but some things seem rather dated. What time in history is it??

I remember reading an interview with Lemony Snicket when I was a kid, where they basically asked him that exact question. 

His answer was “the year of the Rat”.

when i watched the film i was extra confused because i thought they were Victorian but count olaf was drinking a slurpee so i just lost all sense of direction

I think that’s the point

Lemony Snicket’s entire career was based on fucking with everyone

I’m going to kms someone from my hometown just posted her actual butthole on instagram

I have never and will never have sex period.

when are we gonna get a superhero movie where the main characters just ugly as shit, just a fucking neanderthal looking guy

doctor strange

Hanging out with straight ppl who just do not get gay humour is so exhausting…

I’m like “Bella swan was a lesbian cause she drove a truck” and this str8 girl says “no she married edward and they had sex lol” …

and i would have done it too, if it werent for this meddling mental illness!

Watch This College Student Get Pwned By His Two-Year-Old Son

- Mary Shelley, Frankenstein

What makes this funny is that in the actual novel once the creature learned how to speak he was actually very articulate and could indeed talk circles around Victor.  He wasn’t just physically stronger, he was smarter.

Could This Two-Year-Old Be Smarter Than A College Dropout?