Scissor Wizard and Paper Wizard

It’s probably fine to leave them alone together.

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

the version of excel i'm using came preloaded with a bunch of icon/emoji thingies so i spend my free time making fucking cave art

this is called "guy who gets abducted by aliens but he's super into it"

part 2 of ??: alien abductee gets arrested for arson

part 3: "it was aliens" is deemed an unacceptable defense for leaving your campfire untended; the jailbird has a visitor

part 4: a touching serenade

Obsessed w how the gangs' all posed in this scene ngl

A group of queer friends, at one of their shitty apartments, pausing the board game they were playing to have an impromptu group therapy session

i would die for owl skyphoi 

ok i’ve done the research!! so we know that the pigeon steve was preening today had a wing pattern on their right side that went big stripe, medium stripe. i rewatched all straggy content and found that scraggy’s right wing indeed had the same pattern!!

then i realized we can map out a clear chronology of her transformation from simple street pigeon to bourgeois fancy super model pigeon!! i think steve’s preening really helped 🥺🐦💖🐦

This is why investigative journalism is so important

I NEED A MINUTE (source)

HOLY…. SHIT… 

there is something melting between my legs… 

A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.

Animals…crossing

ohhhHHHHHH shosty the snowman was too formalist they say but his music’s dope and the children know that he’s what they all want to play

I’M SORRY

He looks like a barmaid I met in a care once and I …..I’ve gone to a weird place

this.. this is … what do I do after seeing this can someone please just help me

@dmitrishostakovich-official i can’t believe i have to kinkshame you TO THINK I TRUSTED YOU :(

WHO MADE THIS AND WHY STOP

I approve.

Long time not to draw composers ^^

Also bonus :)

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

you know… these guys

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

@fanotastic more worms

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

Fuck you guys.

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

Vocal warmups.

This is basically how you break their voices down to a root noise

Voice actors are fuckin weird

Tag yourself I’m Plankton

WHAT a goddamn mood

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

Demön

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something

I lose it at the cheerful “Fuck you, Goat-Man!” every damn time.

🧠 I’ll be corrupting your mind 🧠

the past tense of blink should be blunk discuss

no

think➡️thought

blink➡️blought

holy fucking shit you’re on a galaxy brain level of thinking and i respect you

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

is that my chemical romance?

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

but it actually is my chemical romance

this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen

I couldn’t scroll past this without tagging @welcometothe-black-parade

A classic ❤️

Omfg this is the cutest thing ever I cant😭