By ぢゅのねことしあわせ

me when blathers starts telling me facts about dinosaurs

Griffin McElroy [quickly; with mild enthusiasm]: “Hi! I’m Griffin McElroy, from Polygon. You might know me from any number of video series in which I play games in a way that could be described both as bad… and wrong.”

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what is she doing lmao

her best!

i love how whenever something gets popular the underground tormented avant garde bloggers start becoming self conscious of liking it/finding it funny, and it eventually evolves into aggression towards it. doesnt matter what it is. unrelated but i saw someone call isopods cringe today

peaches really are the whole package….sweet, summery, sexy….”i’m doin peachy” means i’m happy….”you’re a peach” means you’re a delight……like really ideal in every way!

Anyone else loves bees besides me?

Us when we openly discuss our feelings

mutuals do this

Illustration by Dylan C. Lathrop.

gotta blast

*eats a croissant over your grave and leaves the crumbs there (disrespectful action)*

Acts of violence

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

Stop listening to folk punk