the real reason gotg movies are the funniest marvel movies is because their characters have gone through the most trauma, and that’ll give you an elite sense of humour
Yeah, I'm fine
*Types "<character name> x reader" into tumblr search bar*
me @ y/n when they do something i’d never do:
like babe this isn’t us ?? get it together
Pros of having a brain that makes very fast associations: Good comebacks and jokes.
Cons of having a brain that makes very fast associations: that story about how you broke your foot reminded me of a fun fact about lizards.
"im glad william afton isn't a sexyman!" he's literally Matthew Lillard. dont lie to me
“SO THERES THIS BRITISH DUDE NAMED WILLIAM AFTON WHO DECIDES TO START A FAMILY DINER BUSINESS W HIS FRIEND HENRY EMILY AND- ”
Snow must have been absolutely livid hearing Katniss sing "The Hanging Tree" in Mockingjay and that thought alone sustains me ngl
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Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.
The kitten harvest was bountiful that year, and the village rejoiced. 🌾 Photo from my collection, no info.
Remember: while toasting your cat, flip halfway through to ensure both sides are done evenly.
⚠️PSA – ickybatz is back!⚠️
⚠️TW for Mentions of Child Sexual Abuse, Child Abuse, Minor Sexual Content, Pedophilia, GROOMING, and Pedophile Conversations. PLEASE read and reblog if you can.
ickybatz, also known as batty-ruski, battyrusk, or demobatz is back and very active on AO3.
I did just find all their pedo shit on AO3. They say they are now back after a “mental health” break.
This 13-year-old CHILD has learned NOTHING from this situation. They are out here asking for pedophilia requests and it is even worse than their work was before.
I accidentally came across it, and I encourage you to report them and everyone interacting with their work. There is a difference between dark romance, dark fics, and straight-up romanticization of children being assaulted.
They write about these children actively partaking and enjoying it, hoping they can please the adult taking advantage of them. These works are clearly written for the type of person that gets off on it.
So much for “Oh, they are a traumatized child and made a mistake.” They now know it's wrong and continue doing it, even worse than before. And people continue to support it.
Their fucking apology was absolute bullshit. And everyone that came to their defense should be ashamed of themselves.
↓ Here are AO3 accounts supporting that shit. ↓
Yes, this time, they put warnings on their work and say “Don’t Like It, Don’t Read It!”
But I would like to show you what they are writing, and I am sure you have to agree with me that they and everyone supporting this need to lose any type of platform they own.
⚠️They encourage each others to write this and ickybatz, A 13-YEAR-OLD, is actively putting themselves in danger by making “friends” for roleplay, and exchanging social media, with very likely, PEDOPHILES. They are actively getting groomed by people that know what they are doing.⚠️
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↓These are their two original works↓
Financial Struggles — The summary says it all. But I feel like I should point out their conversation under their post.
Mother’s Milk — Sexual Assault of a male baby.
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↓This is their work in the Stranger Things Fandom↓
Their work “Deceit” which is taking requests and actively posting has, as of May 21st, 16 Chapters.
1 — “Using this as a coping mechanism for my own trauma. Please request, any age is allowed❤️”
2 — Eddie Munson, 25 y/o | Reader, 17 y/o
3 — Uncle Steve Harrington & Eddie Munson | Reader, 6 y/o
4 — Eddie Munson, 20 y/o | Reader, 12 y/o
5 — Steve, 19 y/o & Eddie, 20 y/o | Reader, 14 y/o
6 — Dad Steve | Reader, 8 y/o
7 — Dad Steve & Eddie | Reader, 8 y/o
8 — Big Brother Steve | Reader, 4 y/o
9 — Big Brother Billy Hargrove | Reader, 6 y/o
10 — “Posting this so that you all can give me ideas on what to post next❤️ Anything is allowed/ age can be whatever you want♡♡!”
11 — Billy & Steve | Reader, 3 y/o
12 — Hopper & Joyce | Reader, 4 y/o
13 — !BILLY HARGROVE AND A NEWBORN BABY!
14 — Billy | Reader, 6 y/o & Max, 7 y/o
15 — “It hasn't been a week and I'm almost at 2,000 reads! Thank you all so much♡♡ Feel free to drop suggestions, request or even ideas/blurbs♡♡”
16 — Big Brother Eddie / Reader over the years, starting at 6 y/o
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They are fully aware of what they are doing. This is no innocent mistake. A mistake is made once but done over and over again, it is a pattern.
They are actively encouraging pedophilia.
If you are still trying to justify their actions, please do it off anon and openly so you can be blocked since you are part of the problem.
If you try to defend them, I will call you out.
If you know one or more of the interacting blogs, call them out.
⚠️UPDATE: 22nd of May⚠️
Dear fellow Bloggers, ickybatz pedophilia fic “Deceit” has been taken down!
Yet their two original works (mentioned above) are still there. I ask you to keep reporting them!
Ickybatz is currently using Wit as their social media to exchange ideas for their CSA & incest Erotica, and worse, to roleplay with potential predators.
I can only assume the content, but anything of sexual nature is against the App’s guidelines.
Thank you to @vladersira for the screenshot and making me aware of ickybatz social.
If I see one more blog talking about how QC a bridgerton story was trying to sell itself as historically accurate and quEen chArlOttE wAsN't bLack I'm going to lose my absolute shit, this wasn't supposed to be a history lesson this was supposed to be a silly little excuse to show attractive people fucking each other.
yo,, knitting side of Tumblr,, give me all your yarn.. no i won't elaborate..