WHAT is this tp holder...

pissyphus

Sisyphus had to roll stuff up a hill. You can clearly see theres no room to roll here. No, this poor figure is forced simply to hold his burden where it is for all eternity. Thus:

Shatlas

Okay, but I would pay extra for this driveway.

Um, can I please get every neighborhood kid and animal to come walk across my driveway? Can I get a cat to just run around on there? This flock of ducks did such an amazing job!

I was 18 months old when my parents built their house. After pouring the concrete slab for the foundation, my father, world’s most sentimental man, carried me down into the hole so he could preserve a single imprint of my little baby foot in the house he was building for me to grow up in.

Naturally, I wriggled loose, so what is actually preserved for posterity in my parents’ basement floor is my mad dash through this glorious new mud pit, followed by my father’s footprints in hot pursuit, a visible scuffle where the fugitive was captured, and then my father’s prints returning to the ladder.

I hope some future archeologist finds your parent’s basement floor because they’re going to lie down on the ground and cry about it.

it makes me laugh every time. every fucking time. when I'm tired. when I'm on the verge of tears. when I feel cold and lonely and depressed. his fucking laugh heals me. how could anyone hate this man?? how??? I don't understand

My baby oh my goodness

Rhodochrosite - N'chwanning Mine, Kuruman, South Africa

A hollow, crystallized Rhodochrosite open at both ends. An oddity.

hey gamers, lets talk about where i’ve been 

a few days ago i had a bad mental health breakdown, it was scary but resulted in me realising i need to get some professional help. luckily, i have a great support system of the best girlfriend you could ask for, and a wonderful mum who travelled across the country to be by my side and help me to get that help

after being away for a few days, i’m back and i’m gonna be working towards getting better. i’m going to continue being off the internet for a few more days until everything calms down as i’ve still not completely recovered mentally, but i wanted to post this to stop worry and to assure you all i’m okay! 

also, to everyone who sent me nice messages through my tumblr ask box while i was away, thank you. i’ve been writing them all down today and they’ve been so lovely to read, i appreciate you all a lot always

thank you for being patient, i’ll be back soon

i’m gonna be okay, and so are you! it’s okay to have slip ups, recovery isn’t linear and you’re only human. we’ve got this okay? 

love you gamers, and thank you ❤️

Aimee, we are so proud of you, and we love you, you are not alone, and you are valid, please take your time

:D :) :] through the years ☹️💞

Excuse me while my heart just explodes

Trapped

You turn off the light, cats light up the space

// Dream singing Hey There Delilah interspersed with rain sounds //

I'm reblogging for later because

Lovejoy tweeted a thread about the writing process of WU&IO! Listen here!

Three years ago today, a gentleman came to my office door and told me my car was meowing.

I went outside to find several concerned people gathered around it. I popped the hood, and the same gentleman reached into the engine and pulled out a tiny tortoiseshell kitten. He put her in my hands, I wrapped her in a sweater. She purred and kneaded and I found out what love at first sight is like.

My heart’s belonged to her ever since. She’s a tiny fluffy princess, she is the death of bugs, when she is very happy she holds up one paw and kneads the air. I’m so grateful for Maysie aka Maybe aka Mayday for coming into my life.

(Her big brother Romeo is grateful too)

Sometimes dogs so this thing called "Rumbling". Which is, essentially, the canine version of a cat purr; they do this when calm, happy, and feeling safe, etc.

If you want to hear what they can sound like, turn up the volume. I think he sounds a little like a creaky old floor when he does this 😂, we like to call this his "grumbles" in our family