not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.
WE'RE BACK BABEYYYYYYYYYYY
First image: a running skeleton in a hawaiian shirt and sunglasses with an ice cream cone. Text reads: DAILY FLAVORS! DAILY FLAVORS! DAILY FLAVORS! JUST LEAVE (A COMMENT FEST) july 10-14
10th: OLD FICS/NEW FICS
11th: <2k words
12th: AU's!
13th: rarepair/platonic
14th: SURPRISE FLAVOR
RACK UP THOSE NUMBERS post those totals on 7/14
IF IT SLAPS...HIT THAT BUTTON real winners leave comments
Second image:
FAQ: What the fuck is this: It's a comment fest! Hit the beach, the front porch, the vacation destination of your choice, or your nice cool room with your phone/computer/tablet and finally make good on all those comment promises you said you would make "when you had the time."
What am I supposed to do: COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT! Each day will have a certain theme, but you're by no means restricted to that theme. The point of this week is to rack up as many comments as possible and post your daily comment totals and cumulative comment totals by the end of the week!
Do I have to post my comments anywhere?: Just on the fic you read! But feel free to share the fics that really wowed you, your daily totals, and REMEMBER to post your final totals at the end of the week! use the hastag #justleaveacomment to spread the good word!
So you're not tracking these comments: NOPE! We're on the honor system here, babeyy!
But I can't write good comments!!: Friendo just keysmash, leave a string of emojis, and yell about how much you liked the thing and thank the author. Authors love it all. Source: I am a fic author.
But I don't like the themes!: So don't use em! Comment on whatever fics you want, all comments count towards your final totals!
But I'm busy duing these days!: best part about comments is that they're ALWAYS open for business! Comment before the fest and post your totals with the rest of us! Comment after with the hashtag and keep it going! REAL WINNERS LEAVE COMMENTS
some of my favorite recent tweets about misty quigley being the character ever (ft. mistynat)
His energy is unmatched
This is like, the pipe organ of bonking your siblings with the empty wrapping paper tube 😍
[Video description: a TikTok from @snubbyj showing a person playing “Mamma Mia” by ABBA on the RimbaTubes, an instrument made out of PVC pipes. The person uses paddles to whack the tops of the tubes and looks very happy. /end description.]
This is how you do a meme. I don’t want to tell anyone my name or my bra size or my date of birth on the internet. Why can’t we make memes using useless and non-personal data points?
SKELETON PLINKO
DASHCORE???
tramp stamp that says YOU WILL NEVER GET AWAY FROM THE SOUND OF THE WOMAN WHO LOVES YOU
Every day, I wake up and there isn’t a moving castle roaming the nearby hills.
i would make a really great candidate for drinking a cup of espresso by a table that has a bread basket and a glass of water on it early in the morning i really hope i get that job
If u want to write a story about a character that's just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who's gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.
What if someone barges in, points at said character and scream, “Mary Sue!”
Tell them to come back with a warrant
This post came across my dash again and now I am having an absolute blast with self insert hotter me that gets the girls and guys everywhere.
This is the Way
Reblogging because I am very pro-writing whatever the hell you want, even ”bad” things, and also because “tell them to come back with a warrant” BROKE ME
