I Am No More

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

happy pride month

happy pride month to this post specifically

GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”

Americans:

in case anyone in wondering, this is Paul Hollywood's idea of a s'more

You know what, their absolute inability to grasp Mexican foods makes more sense every day

I totally forgot about putting fucking butter on it

oh no

IT GETS WORSE

i avoid printers at all costs but deep down i think i should've been a printer. life so easy. i sit there all squarelike and when someone has a minor task for me i goFUCK YOU

when people act like Large Beverages are the thing thats wrong with america as if thats not the only thing keeping me from driving off a cliff... ohhhh Those greedy americans slonking away at their Large Beverages. we're literally all working in the hamburger mine to afford rock and roll disc . Beverage is all we have

it's rotten work. especially to me especially if it's you. I'll fucking do it but christ alive.

let’s take that “one (1)” meme a step further & add emojis to the mix wouldn’t that be cool (😎)

download firefox

You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services

Keep sweating girl the game wardens on his way

true 2000′s nonsense was finding an amv with a cool song and revisiting the amv for the song instead of actually looking it up

it just sounds better on the amv idk what to tell you

Its crazy how jack blacks kid just looks like if jack black had a son

laura palmer