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Awesomeness!

@beckyd36

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don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with

That’s nearly 24 hours. I wouldn’t do that with anyone

…the weak are already weeding themselves out…

*fantasizes about living alone, healthy, bills payed, with a nice fenced in backyard for my dogs to play*

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ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟᴇʀ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛs ᴀʀʀɪᴠᴀʟ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇᴅ ᴜs ғᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ.

ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴄɪᴛɪᴇs ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴏɴ ᴍᴀʀs ᴀɴᴅ ᴠᴇɴᴜs. ᴍᴇʀᴄᴜʀʏ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴀ ɢᴀʀᴅᴇɴ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ. ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ʟɪғᴇsᴘᴀɴ ᴛʀɪᴘʟᴇᴅ. Iᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴏғ ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇs. ᴡᴇ sᴛᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀʟᴀxʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴇsᴛɪɴʏ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀʟᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɢʜᴛ ᴏғ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ sᴛᴀʀs. ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟᴇʀ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀɴ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ﹕ ᴀ ᴅᴀʀᴋɴᴇss,  ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ʜᴀᴅ ʜᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴇᴏɴs ᴀᴄʀᴏss ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ɢᴜʟғs ᴏғ sᴘᴀᴄᴇ. ᴄᴇɴᴛᴜʀɪᴇs ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴏᴜʀ ɢᴏʟᴅᴇɴ ᴀɢᴇ ʙᴇɢᴀɴ, ᴛʜɪs ᴅᴀʀᴋɴᴇss ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴜs, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ. 

ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴀʟsᴏ ᴀ ʙᴇɢɪɴɴɪɴɢ.

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

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At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

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and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka