im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time
bruh it’s been like eight fucking years can people chill and stop fucking reblogging this
Sun setting over Kinnoull Hill Woodland Park, Perthshire
i can’t explain what i feel when i’m with you but i am certain it’s one of the best feelings i know
cryptidquinn-deactivated2021071
when im playing out a daydream scenario in my head and i catch myself trying to rush to The Good Part™:
vampireapologist-archive-deacti
cows are so wild like here I am walking through a field surrounded by 30, 1200 pound animals who are Fully Convinced I am capable of killing them with my bare hands so they are dutifully cautious of me
but then sometimes they suddenly think “hey wait…maybe WE could kill HER” and they start getting uppity so I have to pick up a stick and walk toward them as if I could do anything about it and they think
“oh hm wait….she has a branch now……… … We wouldn’t stand a chance……”
you know whats a scam? carpets.
kataramov
you want soft ground? go to a peat bog.
allfrogsarefriends
you get it!!!
Racism
No thank you?
You passed the test
You either hate Nazis or you’re on their side it’s easy as that you can’t be morally grey on this
dirtgay
You can’t even say something like “I’m not into politics” or even the #woke version “I’m not educated enough on this matter to have a side” or something because even children know Nazis Are, like, Bad
I was playing around with my camera and I took this and i can’t stop laughing
toteslegitfoxnews
bless Scottish twitter
ya fuckin space slice
witchgays
Anonymous asked:
Why do you hate straight people
heres my paypal
i’ll answer your question when i recieve payment :) thank you so much!
“I visited the pumpkin patch yesterday and decided to bring home a pumpkin that in shape appeared to be a penguin. Friends and family were mystified until I started painting him.“
by Volensblood
i only post when i respect women
quenoir
but you’re always posting
lonlibra
when my dad moved away from home he needed a place to live, so he went to look at this one potential apartment. the only questions the landlady asked him were where he was born and when. when my dad told him, the landlady pulled out this huuuge astrology chart book. she looked at it for a long time in silence and finally said, “acceptable”
this is funny and awful at the same time