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hOi!! iM mAR!!!

@becauseimotaku

just an otaku trapped in reality 
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phantomrose96

I know 0 Japanese but I’m rewatching the BNHA sub for like the third time now so there’s a set of commonly-used-words that I’ve picked up on. One being “explosion” which is some variation of the word “baku” (baku hatsu?). Another being “to win” (or like, to defeat someone) which is absolutely definitely “katsu”

What I’m getting at here is that I’m pretty sure Katsuki Bakugou’s name is “Winner-son Mc-Splosion-boy”, which, frankly, puts King Explosion Murder into a new light of reasonability.

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phantomrose96

Absolutely Pun-tastic I Love This

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Sero -> Selo -> Celo -> Celo(phane)

Ashido -> Ashid -> Acid

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I like this. Especially because “Deku” is like, An Insult. 

Present Mic, announcing for the next year’s sports festival: ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL RIGHT EVERY BODY!!!!!!!! IT’S TIME FOR THE FINAL MATCH OF THE FESTIVAL. ONE VICTOR, ONE LOSER, EVERYTHING HINGES ON THIS FINAL MATCH. THEY’RE ENTERING THE! FIELD! NOW! THE MATCH OF THE CENTURY! THE CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND! I GIVE YOU: MASTER OF EXPLOSIONS AND VICTORY VS DUMBASS MC’GREENBOY!

All Might leaning over in his seat: I’m rooting for Dumbass Mc’Greenboy

#this here is where I am Delighted at Horikoshi#bnha#love this
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cybergata

“Why did it take you 10 minutes to clean 1 window?” “There was a cat.”

No but. This person is hanging from a harness several stories in the air, on what appears to be a chilly and/or windy day. And they took time to play with a cat. 

Humans, man. They’re fascinating. 

#humans are fascinating#aminals#cat#much help
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manywinged

i personally think the best test of character is, when you find a big stick in the woods, do you:

a) pretend it’s a sword and challenge people to a duel

b) pick it up to use as a walking stick/stealth gandalf cosplay

c) refuse to touch it because it was lying in the dirt and god only knows what else

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not-all-victories

d) pick it up and find many other sticks to make a den out of

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lukeimyourpapi

Why

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nightvalemeteorologist

She had a dream and she realized it.

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brain-confetti

Hey wait but sit down

This is Megumi Igarashi

She’s a Japanese artist

Japan, the country with some of the most fucked up pornography and the penis festival

Where the vagina is basically illegal to talk about 

So she did a bunch of art featuring 3D sculptures of her vagina, including this kayak, and was put in jail for it

She was indicted again in December on obscenity charges for selling vagina art to crowdfund for the kayak and could spend two years in prison

In Japan, women’s vaginas are treated as though they are men’s property. The trains here usually display pornographic advertisements. As a woman, I find that blatant objectification to be humiliating. I’m disgusted by it. My body belongs to me. So, with this project I wanted to release the vagina from the standard Japanese paradigm. Japan is lenient towards expressions of male sexuality and arousal, but not so for women. When a woman uses her body in artistic expression, her work gets ignored, and people treat her as if she’s some sex-crazed idiot. It all comes back to misogyny. And the vagina is at the heart of it. The vagina is ridiculed. It’s lusted after. Men don’t see women as equals—to them, women are just vaginas. Then they call my vagina-themed work “obscene,” and judge me according to laws written by and for men. [x]

She plans to turn her trial in to a manga comic. She seems pretty sure she’s not going to do any jail time but if you’d like to help her pay for her inevitable fine and court fees, you can check out her online store. There are little glow in the dark vagina characters.

Wow I’ve seen this reblogged a ton of times without seeing the whole going to jail part.

Here’s a recent article about her from July of 2017.  It looks like she did some brief time in jail, and is currently still working on this artistic effort, as well as trying to raise awareness about a new terrorism law and the jail/prison system in Japan. 

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fuckyeahyonicsymbols

Reblogging again for the updates!

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tooiconic

I went from “wow why” to “YES GIRL” in 2 min.

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bobertlutece

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

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lizatonix

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

Emmy Award Winning™️

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

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pomrania

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

#comedy#i love john melanie
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tami-taylors-hair

I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 

“A scam” people are fucking wild.  

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dragginage

This happened to me, too. A woman had used WIC for the majority of her stuff (which I say from personal experience is such a long and embarrassing process) and to buy the remainder of her groceries, which included diapers and wipes, she used a card, and it got declined. I bought the other $30 of her groceries because hey, I’ve been there, and now I’m not. She was extremely emotional and began to cry and even hugged me. My mom called me on the drive home and could tell I had been crying myself, asked what was wrong, and when I told her what happened, she berated me for being “duped.” I couldn’t believe she could be so disappointed in one of her children for doing something- nice? Is that the hill you want to die on? Getting mad about people needing groceries?

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pisceyariesbaby

people who’ve never had to worry about money always think it’s a “scam” when other people desperately need money. it’s rly irritating and gross.

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shading colour tips

hey yall its me the Art Mom™ to help you shade pretty

rule 1: DO NOT SHADE WITH BLACK. EVER. IT NEVER LOOKS GOOD. 

  • red- shade with a slightly darker shade of purple
  • orange- slightly darker and more saturated shade of red
  • yellow- i think like..a peach could work but make it a really light peach
  • green- shade with darker and less saturated shade of blue or teal
  • blue- shade with purple
  • purple- a shade thats darker than the purple you’re using and maybe a little pink (MAYBE blue)
  • pink- darker shade of red
  • white- a really light lavender or blue..or i guess any really light colour??
  • black- okay listen dont use pure black to colour anything unless you want to leave it with flat colours because you cant really shade black lol
  • grey- a slightly darker shade of purple or blue (less saturated)
  • brown- slightly darker and less saturated shade of purple or red

aaaaand thats all i got lol. let me know if there is anything i should add to this list!!

If you’re a visual learner…

I made some Balls of Colour to go with Art Mom™’s post:

Okay, but. If the light is warm, make the shading a cool tone. If the lighting is cool, make the shading warm~

#much help#reference#art help