I'm a frog🐸

Reblog. This could really help someone out.

I’m a kid now

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MRW my GF comes out of the bedroom wearing new lingerie and asks if I’m a good boy

funny tumblr [via imgur]

when your mom won’t let you go out

help him 

sarah what the hell

From the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you Sarah… for filming him instead of helping him.

I laughed so hard at this 😂😂

Blaschko’s Lines

Blaschko’s lines are an extremely rare and unexplained phenomenon of human anatomy first presented in 1901 by German dermatologist Alfred Blaschko. Neither a specific disease nor a predictable symptom of a disease, Blaschko’s lines are an invisible pattern built into human DNA.

Many inherited and acquired diseases of the skin or mucosa manifest themselves according to these patterns, creating the visual appearance of stripes. The cause of the stripes is thought to result from mosaicism; they do not correspond to nervous, muscular, or lymphatic systems. 

What makes them more remarkable is that they correspond quite closely from patient to patient, usually forming a V shape over the spine and S shapes over the chest, stomach, and sides. (Source) 

Raynaud’s phenomenon is excessively reduced blood flow in response to cold or emotional stress, causing discoloration of the fingers, toes, and occasionally other areas.

Artist Gets an Extra Ear Implanted Into His Arm

Australian performance artist Stelios Arcadiou, known as Stelarc, had the third ear created from cells in a lab in 2006. The ear is made of human cartilage. Stelarc, who is visiting professor at Brunel University School of Arts, took 10 years to find a surgeon willing to perform the operation. He uses medical instruments, prosthetics, robotics, virtual reality and the internet in his work. (Source)

I hate looking at old selfies like I really thot I was cute and everyone let me believe it. Fake

a concept: i’m in a warm bed with lots of blankets and i have no obligations to be anywhere. i’m calm and safe and happy and you are here with me

Family: “Come sit by the pool with us.”

Me: 

SPACE JAM was released 19 years ago TODAY

unleash the jam with me. COME ON AND SLAM

YES THE MASTER POST! THANK YOU

YOU ARE WELCOME

OH MY GOD

I am really happy the house cat was included at the bottom, haha

“BED TIME IS NAOW KITTEN”

Reblog/Like if any of you happen to love any of these old nicktoons that are now considered to be old

I totally had the music playing in my head too

well that neighbor feud took an amusing turn.

Imagine your OTP

A tous mes amis français, mes pensées vont vers vous et je vous souhaites courage et force afin de traverser ces moments difficiles.

In case any of my fellow Americans were unaware this message is an echo of the headline of Le Monde on 9/11: Today we are all Americans.

My parents were traveling in Europe immediately on and after 9/11, and everywhere they went people offered condolences and asked if they’d lost anyone that day. This generosity continued for the entire five weeks of their trip.

So the very least we can do is hold the people of Paris in our thoughts and prayers.

Reblogging for the comment. I thought this was familiar.