I WANT TO DYE MY HAIR A BURGUNDYISH BROWN BUT IM SCARED

and i dont want to strip my hair to do it

i just wanna take a 72 hour nap and avoid all my responsibilities

do you ever feel someone getting bored of you and you’re like fuck

“ i’m going to vote for donald trump as a joke “

Do you ever just see people with headphones in and wonder what kind of music they’re listening to? Like is the business man on the bus more of “baby you light up my world like nobody else” 1D type of person or an “Ass fat yeah I know” Nicki kinda person??

During math we made our math teacher an Instagram and he laughed for like 10 minutes straight.

This is a photo of my math teacher reacting to the 1 thousand new followers he now has on instagram. He is very excited

By the way it is not iambae4lyfe, it’s LAMBAE4LYFE (for everyone confused at why the account “disappeared”)

Jillian Guyette

i just matched with pepe on tinder. a match made in heaven.

when you weren’t listening in class and your teacher asks you a question

Flip your condoms inside out when you’re done to get twice the use

this is a new art form