Demolition Lover

people should just embrace jewel tones already if I see one more house entirely decorated in washed out neutral colours I’m gonna sue someone

hell is not a fiery demon pit its a never ending white and cream minimalist apartment, every time someone paints a room entirely white and adds a pale blue throw cushion for “a splash of colour” they are carrying out the work of the devil

#fuck resale values my mental health comes first

Writing one’s home-nesting tendencies around resale value is itself playing into the Devil’s hands.

Paint your walls. Install catwalks for your kitties. Transform your home into a hobbit-hole or the innermost chambers of a D&D dungeon owned by a particularly campy lich. Grow a rainforest of plants in your southern-exposure window rooms or strangle your house in vines.

Horrify the Petunia Dursleys of the world by your mere existence, and be happy.

A while ago Facebook kept trying to advertise some kind of design magazine/website to me with an article “The Most Colour-Soaked Home We’ve Ever Seen” and I finally clicked the link and all the pictures were a bunch of white and off-white rooms with a couple of vases and books in bright colours scattered around. Like bitch you’re advertising this to me in Atlantic Canada we don’t do “splashes of colour” we let the floodgates open. Your lame-ass pallid designs have no power here.

When it’s foggy 350 days of the year, you’ve got to be able to pick out your own house from a distance. 

,,,,Fuck

I almost started crying because?????? They’re so pretty??????????????

This is where I’m from! 😁 The first picture of the colourful row houses is called “Jellybean Row”. How cute is that, right?

this.

xxx

FAVORITE MOVIE GENRE? WOMEN

“if you take medication for that, you’ll be taking medication all your life!!” yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it’s like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i’m pursuing irresponsibly. 

oh don’t worry im not *dependent* on drugs, i just happen to like it when my brain works every day

(via)

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*

me:

character in fight scene: *restrains the opponent by twisting their arm/s behind their back and pinning them to the wall chest first with their own chest pressing against the opponents back*

me:

Character: *distracts their otherwise equally good/better opponent by flirting*

Me:

Character in fighting scene: *restrains opponents arms in a lock hold with their own, entangling their arms together forcing their bodies to be pressed together and faces in close proximity*

character in fight scene: *holds opponent by the collar, lifts them and brings them close to their face*

me:

Every time this crosses my dash it gets better.

Character in fight scene: *is pretending to be hurt, while the opponentcomes to them and then gets pinned down by them as they lean closer to them with and smirks*

Me:

my love isn’t limited to your good days or your smiling face or your nice smelling hair. let me love you when you’re torn up, when you’re unable to speak or smile, when you need me.

every time i see a kid come out as lgbt im always like :)!!!!!!! just immense second hand pride it doesnt matter if i know them personally its just like. idk. it fills me w sincere joy to know that they feel like they can tell ppl. i love it. i hope for nothing but safety and happiness for every lgbt kid

ready to get like 17 tattoos right now

halloween is coming. Animation done with ink