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bella - literal trash for so many things it's funny

Me before having sex with my beautiful girlfriend

Me: *removes my clown nose*

Me: *removes my clown wig*

Me: *removes my silk handkerchief*

Me: *removes my silk handkerchief *

Me: *removes my silk ha-

OP is the last person who deserves to be defended here but surely if they were a clownfucker they’d be keeping all the clown shit on

Finally, a good take on this post

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PSA to my white friends and followers: In the wake of a phenomenally important guilty verdict in the Derek Chauvin Trial, I’d like to remind you all that the fallout of this case will likely mean more police violence against our Black friends and neighbors, not less. Looking at the statistics in the weeks leading up to this verdict shows that this is already the case. Police in this country are angry that society is beginning to hold them accountable for their abusive actions, and they are looking for revenge. So if you see a cop interacting with a BIPOC, DO NOT walk away. Video record if you can (and as long as it doesn’t further jeopardize the safety of the BIPOC involved), but absolutely do not walk away. It is critical that we do our part and look out for people, and make cops think twice about abusing their powers of authority and near-immunity to murder citizens people.

A simple mental health pain scale.

I’m so thankful this exists. I think that many people with mental health issues (myself included) downplay what they’re going through.

I’m an 8 right now. If I hadn’t seen this chart tonight I’d keep denying my struggle. Now I have to face it.

Reblogging for my followers. My own mental health took a bit of a nosedive last week. Take care of yourselves. Take care of each other. ♡♡

Keep in mind, Amazon workers rely on food stamps while Amazon posts record profits.

When corporations like Amazon and Walmart don’t pay their workers enough to live, and those workers are then forced to rely on government subsidies like food stamps to survive, you the taxpayer are essentially paying their wage ON BEHALF of that corporation.

That should make you very, very angry at the corporation that’s screwing both you AND the worker whose tab you’re forced to pick up.

^Bingo

On the Argo II:

Leo, walking into the Argo dining room with Hazel: Hey everyone!
Everyone: Shhhhh!
Leo: What are we keeping dinner a secret tonight?
Percy: No, we're playing this game where you have to name all fifty states in six minutes.
Hazel: There are fifty states?
Leo: ... we'll circle back to that in a moment. But that sounds insanely easy.
Percy: It's a lot harder than it sounds. You always forget at least one. Or, in some cases, fourteen.
Annabeth: It's a stupid game, and I wasn't playing against other people, so technically I didn't lose.
Leo: What? You forgot fourteen states?
Annabeth: Nobody cares about the Dakotas!
Percy: Alright! Time's up!
Piper: I got forty-eight.
Percy: That's not bad. Frank?
Frank: I'm Canadian, so I decided to list the types of celery. I got one: regular celery.
Percy: Alright, so Piper has forty-eight, and Frank has the lead in ... vegetables. Jason, how about you?
Jason: Say hello to the new champ of Percy's dumb states game.
Leo: How many did you get?
Jason: Fifty-six.
Percy, looking at his list: New England is not a state.
Jason: How can it not be a state? They have a sports team!
Leo, looking at his list: Does South Oregon have a sports team?
Frank: Oh! Regular celery!
Frank: Ugh, I already have that one.

my little brother came into my room last night to tell me that he was gonna sew a stack of my mom’s saltine crackers together through the little holes and then left again

i ended up distracting my parents so he could put the crackers back in the little sleeve like hed only taken one from the top. i dont know if anybodys found them yet but i talked to him about it later and it turns out that theyre sewn together TIGHTLY. like. the ENTIRE stack through ALL the holes

it has been three days and my mom has still not discovered the sewed together cracker stack in the box in the cupboard

I’m DESPERATE to see the sewn crackers

i have no idea how he accomplished this

there seems to be some confusion on how old my little brother is. my little brother is 19, one year younger than me, and is majoring in three separate subjects in uni. he just likes to cause problems on purpose