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I live a Téa Leoni appreciation life. This blog is basically ALL Téa Leoni, Elizabeth McCord, and Madam Secretary! Feel free to unfollow if this is not what you came for!
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Anonymous asked:

Do you have the entire Thomas Auquinas walks into a bar joke

secretarymccord answered:

I don't think anyone does?

@beautifuldisastr?

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Transcripts from the Series Finale.

So Thomas Aquinas walks into a bar. Bartender pours him a big goblet of mead and says, "How you doing?" Aquinas says, "Oh, not so great. "I've been working on this treatise for seminarians. "Uh, basically explains all the major points of Catholicism. "It could be the most important "theological document of our time. "I even thought of the perfect title. "Summa Theologica. "So, I-I finish it, and I misplaced it. "I can't find it anywhere, and I can't understand "why God would inspire me to do this "and then allow it to be taken away. What is God trying to tell me?" Bartender says, "Eh. You win summa, you lose summa.

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so online bullies are the absolute worst. i’m very good at making myself feel bad. i don’t need a fucking stranger trying to make it worse.

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As some of you may know, for the last five years, a group of Téa’s fans donated to UNICEF in honour of her birthday. We donated over $7,000 over the past five years. It has been a momentous accomplishment in Téa’s honour. I’d just like us to donate what we can to UNICEF in her honour to help the children of the world, who are in desperate need of our help. Please considering donating whatever you can…$5, $10, $20, etc, would be more than generous and appreciated. Let’s do what we can to help the world’s children and make Téa’s birthday special, once again.

How this will work is as follows:

  • You will make your donation HERE. You can also donate to your respected charter of UNICEF. ANYONE CAN DONATE. Wherever you are in the world. (Donations must be made between January 24th, 2021 thorough to February 23rd, 2021)  
  • Take a screen cap of your thank you message. (I hate to ask for “proof” but I want to make sure people don’t take advantage of being apart of something special.)
  • Send me a message privately either on Twitter or Tumblr (Tumblr Messenger allows you to send pictures through it, so please use that), along with your name, how much you donated, and a screencap of your confirmation (I don’t need the part with your personal information). The amount you donate will stay between you, me and UNICEF.  
  • I will keep track of the money donated and on her birthday I will present her (via Twitter/Her SM Team) a message with the TOTAL amount donated along with a list of names/usernames that made those donations.
  • You have until February 23rd to make your donation.
  • Please don’t tag Téa in this, I want to surprise her again!

Thanks everyone. Feel free to contact me if you have any questions!

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COUPLE MORE DAYS!!! No donation is too small!! It all adds up in the end!!!