Beau S

Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that

Personality:I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

Anxiety: I do

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

There’s a lot of talk about crabs on my dash today so guys please go google the Chinese mitten crab

look at he mitten

wit the fur

The whole club was lookin at her

is this a renaissance painting?

“Interrogation of the Zodiac Killer” -The Ghost of Sandro Botticelli ca 2015

So I slapped some mathematics on this picture and…

The red lines divide the picture into thirds. They also mostly coincide with the doorway (and Cruz’s right hand), framing him nicely as the Main Character of this picture.

The green line was placed using the golden ratio (the ratio between parts of the picture above it and below it is close enough to 1:1.618). It also goes right under his chin (and through some reporters’ hands or tools).

The purple lines are diagonals that are framing the reporters really nicely.

I’m pretty sure you could also do something clever with a circle and the yellow doorway behind him, but I don’t have the patience to fiddle with that.

Basically, this picture has the same “maths are beautiful” aesthetic as (some well-known) Renaissance paintings.

by Buttersafe

Whoa We’re Halfway There puns are the best. 😂

i wonder if my first follower still follows me

me: [sees a bottle of faygo]

me: 

me: i’m glad 2016 is over, 2017 is gonna be a better year.

bbc:

i love homestuck bc it breaks every single fucking rule in the book like dont self-insert yourself into your story? hussie murdered that rule with his bare hands and then kissed it back to life and then proposed to it. dont make the storyline confusing? dont you ever speak to me or my twelve thousand dead ectobiological post scratch alt reality universe b alpha sburb 2.0 parents again. keep your content restrained to one medium? what the fuck. what the fuk. no. give your characters instagram accounts. put their asses on vine. snapchat their fucking gay weddings, who gives a fuck

me on a date: the thing is with Donkey and Shrek, like, they could have been really happy together. the feelings were there y’know? Shrek may have married Fiona but I think there’s another universe where Donkey’s his husband. so to answer your question I do believe in soulmates. it’s just not always meant to be

Better to have mcfreakin loved and mcfreakin lost than never to have mcfreakin loved at all