“i liked it before it was cool” well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it
It's never been cool and I still liked it 🤷♀️
i liked it when i liked it and at some point it was cool and i have never figured out where the overlap is
delicious bobas trapped under miles of glacial ice....But with our special high powered drill we can extract them
guy who installs an adblocker and forgets about it and lives in a beautiful world where online ads have become much less frequent
lalala world so beautiful advertisements so extinct (opens website on mobile)AAAAAH!!!!!!! OH GOD MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!
girl who also installs a mobile adblocker but it only works on websites so she opens an app and is blinded by constant in feed ads
WRONG NUMBER
for @mrstarksbaby - not telling why
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avengersnew: You know what? Fuck this day. I give up. I refuse to do any more work.
4everhero: Yeah. Fuck this day.
avengersnew: Fuck it all. I’m going to that field behind the compound and daydream about Tony.
4everhero: ???
avengersnew: I already told you about my we’re-married-and-throwing-a-barbq-for-the-Avengers fantasy
4everhero: I repeat my ??? to the power of 2
avengersnew: Heck I might take my phone and check out AO3 there may be some new Tony Stark Coffeeshop AUs I haven’t read yet
4everhero: I require explanation
avengersnew: Heck I might just write my own. I have some ideas.
4everhero: Immediately
avengersnew: WAIT A MINUTE what about a quarantine fic? That’s not too far-fetched is it??
avengersnew: oh who am I kidding AO3 is the kingdom of the far-fetched
4everhero: Kid
avengersnew: I should tell you about this weird Big-Blue-Smurf-From Space attacks multi-chapter fic I cried through all day yesterday. It hurt. You’d love it.
4everhero: Kid you didn’t mix me up with Wanda again, did you?
avengersnew: ??
4everhero: Wanda is 4EverOurHero. This is Tony.
avengersnew: No
4everhero: What is a Tony Stark Coffeeshop AU?
avengersnew: NO
4everhero: What is AO3?
avengersnew: Wrong account Tony this is CAP
4everhero: Cap never said “Fuck this day” in his life. I want to hear more about the we’re-married-and-throwing-a-barbq-for-the-Avengers fantasy.
avengersnew: This is Bucky Barnes you never talk to me.
4everhero: Are you sitting in the field yet?
avengersnew: NO
4everhero: I’m on my way
avengersnew: NO
4everhero: Do you even know how to bar-b-q? I think that’s important to know before we get married.
in this new year I want you to be alright. I hope you move out. I hope you have enough money to feel safe. I hope you abandon shame and forgive yourself. I hope you get enough sleep and some good news. I hope you laugh a lot and the heaviness of the world eases a bit. I wish you to be alright.
this is a very relatable meme but i cannot stress enough that if you haven’t watched the good place you’re going to be very surprised to learn what words are being replaced here
I’m sorry,
what.
You can be a boy princess and a girl prince you know. I won’t elaborate but you get it.
im not ""projecting"". the character is the exact same person as me. sorry you just dont know them like i do.
Last year, I was talking with my mom about parenting and she said "well at least I never made you feel like I didn't love you"
I proceeded to tell her about a time when I was a kid and she was yelling, screaming, and throwing things, and I said "I love you" in that small timid kid voice and she said
"well I don't love you right now"
Our relationship was never the same after that and she didn't even remember that it happened.
The axe never remembers, but the tree never forgets.
IT’S DONE - Another Man’s Name
tags: non-consensual voyeurism (for scientific purposes!) use of the word Daddy, dildos, Angst-with-happy-ending
Face buried in the sheets, back arched, elbows bent, Peter resisted the urge to start pushing back. Tony’s cock felt impossibly huge, eight inches around if it was a centimeter, and it seemed like he had been pounding for hours. Peter could feel every hair on his body stand on edge – it was perfect. It was divine. But Peter knew it couldn’t last, already the sounds in the room were getting too loud.
There were no sounds in the penthouse, of course. Tony made sure of it. There was absolutely nothing to hear at all, just the sound of their bodies crashing together over and over again, just the sound of their breathing. The sound of Tony’s heartbeat, the sound of the lights they must have left on in the lab, the sound of the air conditioner in the other room… ah god it was happening right now… he didn’t want to start covering his ears with his hands but he was going to be covering his ears with his hands soon…
“Whatsamatter, sweet baby,” Tony crooned, pausing mid-thrust, one solid hand on the small of Peter’s back.
And, just like that, Peter relaxed.
His senses didn’t dial down, not at all, but Peter knew they would too, and soon. When Tony started calling him “sweet baby,” that meant Tony was going to start helping him dial it down.
This doesn’t really have anything to do with starker but do you know what I think is a fantastic concept?
When a person is acting in a really specific way (like apologizing for the weirdest things that don't need apologies or something like that) and their new partner meets their parents for the first time and just has that moment of "ohhhh... that makes sense"
It's even better when we're speaking about enemies to lovers
"Love that's mutual but they're both fucking idiots who think it's unrequited" is like hands down my favorite fucking trope. Especially when fucking everyone around them CAN FUCKING TELL.