two guys from the Pawfia knocked on my door and told me if I dont pay them purrtection money then they're gonna break my fucking legs
call that extowortion
HELLO this is my chihuahua doomslayer i love him very much
BEST NAME
Rubik's cube trying to solve itself emoji
(SLAMS HAND DOWN ON BUZZER) Corner cubie has two pink sides on it. Cube is impossible to solve. A sisyphean task
You sprung her trap :/
Frank, I only found you recently, and I'm sad to see you go. However, I'm wondering if you have any advice on life?
this really was such a serve wasnt it
i want to smoke meth with her
i love when people post about how tumblr is like exclusively used by adults now. its literally not you just are more likely to have mutuals within your age range there are still 9 million unsupervised 13 year olds running around this site
i want to darw
hell yeah!!!! darw!!!!!
what should i darw
bocchi as ice cubes
yeah
the prase "CD" is a reference to the compact disk
❌False
"CD" is in fact in reference to c deez nuts.
current note count: 26
where am i
its really beautiful.
we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are
wait it gets better
Anonymous asked:
Least horny anime you've watched and most horny? 🤔
i do not partake in any horny content as the pope amen to you though my child
Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.
this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me
