miles is taller than 42-miles because of his spider bite. This is like when your younger brother have a grow spurt and now are slightly taller than you.
“They’re the same height”-“It’s just his hair”- “he’s slouching”- no, you guys are not thinking silly enough. There’s obviously better explanation.
the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active tumblr user pipeline
Reblog if you were a pleasure to have in class
The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is
putting things into a cart online and then staring at them intensely before deleting them and exiting the website. edging retail therapy
"i cant wait to get home from work so i can do all that stuff i wanted to do"
when i get home from work:
sending people wikipedia articles is my favorite form of humor. one time a long time friend of mine asked why i was using a different name and acting different i sent him the wikipedia page for DID. ryder just asked me why its 108 degrees in nevada right now and i sent him the wikipedia page for global warming and the season of summer.
i see you all in the tags going "this is so funny" you better not steal my fucking bit. im copyrighting this joke
you cant do this to me
Funniest thing about living in Germany is that occasionally you're like I should go to the park oh wait nvm it's closed off today because of the bomb squad.
THE SPIDEY GANG !!!!
Miles got his band at the cost of personal space ❤️
PUNKS PUNKS I LOVE PUNKS AGGGHHDBWNDKWNSKSBDKWBDKWNKSNQJ💗💕💗💕💗💕💗