kept getting requests for gryphons so heres a bunch of them At Once

I want 20 Palas+Pooto gryphons omg. XD

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

Still hearing the ads music after you close the page

having adblock

Sites that forbid adblock

When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled

When porn ads pop up unexpectedly

this post gets better everytime i see it

When you try get rid of the add really fast but accidentally click on the link that sends you to seventy different pages before you can go back.

THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

When the ad shows something you’re actually interested in.

When you have to wait to skip the ad

When the ad is about abused/animals needing homes

@extraordinaquari

I dub this post “The Legend of Advertisements”! 

when you get rid of the add but it keeps coming back.

It got better.

Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol

When you get so many ads at once that the site you’re on crashes and you have to reload the page.

When you get ad after ad after ad and the ads keep repeating themselves over and over and over and you close one and no more come but your computer crashes and when you fix it and get back on your website and it happens again.

Or when you have no ads

3 min long add on YouTube that you can’t skip

me, living my life: chaotic stupid

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

“I’m getting back in line.”

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

BLESS ME PATRICK

stop thinking for a second and enjoy what life is offering to you

i have an anxiety disorder

You wander through the ruins of a once mighty city. There you see a man grinning at you, wearing a rusted crown.

You ask him why the fuck would he wear an iron crown. And how the hell he got it wet enough for it to tarnish. At least gilde it so the outside looks gold and it doesn’t tarnish. What the fuck.

He gets really defensive about it, like weirdly defensive. Oh, oh, he says, oh, I’m sorry I don’t, like, carry gilding materials around. Sorry I’m not prepared like you. Where’s your crown, huh? You don’t have one? I didn’t think so. Watch yourself.

There are three types of Links

I hate hate HATE all those 2edgy 4me theories about kids shows. Like Angelica dreaming up the rugrats, or the ed, edd, and eddy children being ghosts, or literally anything that takes a lighthearted and fun kids show and has to turn it into some tragic take of rape or murder or misinformed mental illness. So you know what? From now on I’m gonna do the exact opposite. Every cool grim-dark show is now because of a bunch of children. To get us started: Game of Thrones: A middle-school DnD campaign with the most angry, vindictive DM who has promised to kill everyone’s player characters (and their family) by the end.

The Walking Dead is actually a bunch of kids playing zombie apocalypse in their neighborhood and every time someone “dies,” it’s because their parents called them home for supper.

A compilation of my favourite vines, in memoriam. 

I’m crying

never forget

[AGGRESSIVELY ATTEMPTS TO ENJOY SOMETHING WHILE IGNORING HALF OF THE FANDOM]

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

HOLY FUCKING COW.

OKAY IT’S TRUE

WHAT

???

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

oh?

OH

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

you’re shitting me

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-

i wanna see what happens

it looks fun i guess

IT WORKS IT WORKS IT FREAKING WORKS!

Does it?

Sorry about the swering, but I want to see if this is actually true

V curious

DOES IT WORK?

I GOT LIKE 15 ‘BEAR’S IT WAS WEIRD

Boi what

LIT

Hmu mysterious ghost

Ooh I wanna try

“A house I pass on the way to work has this sculpture in its yard. Its about 8 feet tall.”

(Source)

“HELLO NEIGHBOR STEVE, I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO BARBEQUE ON THE EVE OF THE BLOOD MOON.  I FEEL WE GOT OFF TO A BAD START.”

“NEIGHBOR STEVE, DO YOU NOT WISH TO PARTAKE OF THE UNCLEAN FLESH-MEATS OF PIGS AND THE POLLUTED ESSENCES OF TOMATO?  PERHAPS YOU ARE A CAROLINA STYLE MAN, NEIGHBOR STEVE?”

“PUT THE GUN AWAY NEIGHBOR STEVE, YOU KNOW I SHALL ONLY RISE AGAIN WITH THE DAWNING OF THE MOON.  WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS MANY TIMES.”

“LOOK AT THIS PICTURE MY SON DREW OF YOU AND CHILD TIMMY, YOUR SON.  ARE THEY NOT THE PICTURE OF PACT-MATES?  THIS COULD BE YOU AND ME, NEIGHBOR STEVE.”

“YOU MISSED THE UNHOLY NEXUS OF POWER THAT IS THE KEY TO MY CORPOREAL FORM, NEIGHBOR STEVE.  YOU WILL NEED TO RELOAD NOW, SO I WILL GO INSIDE TO MY HELL-WIFE AND PUT YOU DOWN AS A SOLID ‘MAYBE’.“

Drew a comic thing of the neighbors.

I can’t believe this has finally happened. Someone actually managed to make this post better

@editorincreeps isn’t this one of your distant relations?

Ol’ Luke is misunderstood and terrifying. But It is good people.

I’m craving minerals

its been two years. two years you fucking piece of shit. i dont need this. you dont need this. dont revive it. you have that power but you shouldnt use it. dont fucking do it

Sorry. I just crave that mineral

I made a book of “magic spells” and left it at a metaphysical shop. See more spells on Facebook.

tik tok by ke$ha is a better song than stressed out by 21p

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

a post from me

ke$ha reading the dictionary is a better song than stressed out by 21 polots

THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

I have officially lost all faith in my generation.

Excuse me but i must go dig my grave.

Apparently there are some kids in the gen who have somehow skipped out on the nostalgia that runs in all of our veins and the tornadoes in our minds and therefore cannot appreciate the importance and meanings behind all songs by tøp

Goodbye world

I no longer want to associate with these people

Ever again

tag urself im the tornadoes in our minds

how much do you wanna bet that those who hate stressed out and prefer tik tok are the ones who have mummy and daddy pay for all their shit while they’re doing shots and haven’t had to experience the real world where people shoot down your dreams and tell you wake up you need to make money

i have about $2 in quarters and Tik Tok has given me more life than your over analyzed bean man will ever give me

why yall so mad. tik tok is so soft and gentle. tik tok wants yall to have a good time. who tf are these 21 pilots. what kinda plane needs 21 pilots.

I’m screaming

He either been working there for a week or 3 years

sorry this tweet is just Very Good and im glad