I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

Said with an incredibly condescending sneer: "Whimsyless."

every day o need to save money and then there is some kind of little fucking item

ooooohhh fungus well its a plant made out of meat

Victorian moon face PNGs.

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i want all my friends and followers and mutuals and acquaintances to know from the bottom of my heart: i don’t respond to your messages because i’m an insane person, i am insane medieval hermit software running inappropriately on modern queer hardware and social media scares me. it is not your fault

when i get a notifications on my phone i try to kill my phone with a rock

dont care didnt ask plus my psychic visions have predicted the outcome of this encounter

haters will put a sheet over your cage to try to make you think it's bedtime

religious people: thank you god for inventing the accordion i love it soso much <3333

atheists: its seriously incredibly beautiful that people invent instruments like. someone came up with the idea for the accordion. howw.

agnostics: no one knows where the accordion came from

ads in the 60s: aspirin is great for headaches. next time you have a headache, think about trying aspirin

ads now: here at subaru we love you. do you love us? if you say no we will kill ourselves and name you in the suicide note

everything is so funny. When i ignore the dread

they release animal for the 3ds

Bitch “I’m” On 12 Ego Deaths