Millennials are often accused of feeling too entitled, but it’s always old ladies demanding their expired coupons be redeemed.
We all wish superpowers existed but in reality humans can’t even handle different skin colors
finally realized that i was never asking for too much, i was just asking the wrong person
hey if you’ve got a soft tummy that sticks out, welcome to the club bitch, you cool as hell and perfectly fine. enjoy yourself.
I love when attractive people are nice like thanks for not letting your looks go to your head you’re even more attractive now
Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% mortality rate
Person: I'm just trying to fall in love with someone who ain't a hoe
Me: me too
Person: guys aren't hoes
Me: okay then I'm trying to find someone who isn't a misogynistic asshole with no brain at all. Your ignorance is hilarious
Person: shut up you stupid bitch
Me: there you go. Example 1.
You know, guys aren't all that tough. You say "no" and they're begging for you to tell them why and they get all angry and pout like children. Reminds me of a 10 year old tbh.
Relatable for all girls.
Me: how come boys get to wear their super skin tight singlets without cups but I can't show too much of my shoulder?
School: it's their uniform
Me: I got dress coded by two teachers for my cheer uniform for showing too much shoulder even though it's straps are four finger width
School: ...
Me: that's what I thought.
Witches have black cats because if they had white cats they would have white cat hair all over their clothes.
Insurance rates in the Marvel Universe must be just insane.
ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
wethinkwedream
whenever i post this it works reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet