American Pronoun (2000) dir. Mary Harron
he didn't say that
Yes she did
i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes
“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”
and friend got kinda mad at me lmao
Fuck his dad
one of the cooler parts of growing up is realizing that you were being incessantly lied to throughout highschool and that fat gay people are not only capable of being desired, but are actively and often voraciously lusted after
u don’t touch this bitch for one (1) day and the spiders start living lavish
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but yeah anyway finished my rewatch and literally
Roku - wanted Aang to kill Zuko in the comics
Azulon - ordered Ozai to kill Zuko
Ozai - initially planned on going through with Azulon’s order, later tried to kill Zuko on the Day Of Black Sun
Ursa - assassinated Azulon
Zuko - asked Aang to kill Ozai
Azula - “I’m about to become an only child >:3c” shot Zuko with lightning etc etc
truly no video game moment will ever surpass the part in portal 2 where glados says "well, this is the part where he kills us" and wheatley says "hello, this is the part where i kill you" and you unlock the achievement titled "the part where he kills you" (description: this is that part) and the chapter title appears on the screen and reads: chapter nine: the part where he kills you
the plan b decimating my sperm
the johnson and johnson vaccine trying to break down the dasani water bottle cap i swallowed when i was 2
im still young i still have time im still young i still have time im still young i still have time [lays on the floor wasting my time]
when I grow up I want to be lois dykestowatchoutfor
brings up trans people at every opportunity
Back like one hundred years ago cave women woild have to kill shit with their teeth. And their pussy out. They were also like twenty feet tall and psychic.
i respect people who want to keep their menstruation to themselves but i have to make it everyone's problem. Literally if it was socially acceptable to lead every conversation with "I'm menstruating" i would.
that's exactly how it feels. say it
