Hey, all. So I’ve been in an awful job hunt since I graduated in December 2021 and have had no real luck finding work and my savings from my undergrad and graduate years are starting to get low. If any of you could find it in your heart to help a queer Jew in Texas out while I struggle to find work out of state to get out of here, I’d be most grateful. Here’s my Venmo, please excuse using my birth name on here, part of being in Texas means having to not be out cause of, well, everything. Thanks!
This cylindrical-appearing UFO was photographed over New York City on March 20, 1950. Upon investigating the report, Project Grudge officially labeled it: "the moon."
there are so many hidden relationships between people.. ur grandpa killed mine in a war some 800 years ago but also we were neighbors in the 1700s who traded eggs and milk. wwhat does that make us
in high school I found out a guy in my english class had an ancestor who was on the opposite side of the samurai rebellion in which my great great grandfather was meant to be executed (for losing) but he ran away and hid for the rest of his life and the guy was like “….damn. good for him. now we’re both here to write bad essays on pride and prejudice.”
no webcomic will ever be as funny as this strip from oglaf
i know its been added but the follow up is also hilarious
I don’t know why, but this one is always my favorite!
new genre of videos youtube’s algorithm has decided I needed to see
LAPD detonated 5000 lbs of fireworks in the middle of a residential area, injuring at least 17 people and causing $900 million in various damages in a low-income, majority-POC neighborhood.
They then continue to pursue caging the person whose fireworks they stole while news media misreports to cover for police incompetency and destruction.
It took TWO YEARS to get the names of those involved with this incident. There are people still protesting, still living in hotels, still with unfulfilled claims to the city from this shit
Probably my fav star wars ship
for @introversiontherapy because she writes awesome and inspiring fics about these two !
i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
futureblackpolitician
Wtf????
Smoove with it too
meqabitch
This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.
“Pathetic. You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”
reminds me of this gif
Baseball players are to be feared
thenamesdiondra
Reblogging for the last one
^Same for me
They just kept getting progressively more “woah”
much woah
lord-blongus
Oh my god this is a lucky universe
every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”
Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird
funnierabbit75
They…they just blew up a fucking bird…
Ball’s dead. Bird’s dead. I’m dead
World Heritage Post
personally my favorite thing about Mr. Bird Evaporator is this imagine being the poor fool tryna rob this man’s house only to be instantly transported to the same dimension as that bird
This is probably gonna be the first and last time i directly address white women as a whole but there is something on my spirit.
Y'all.... y'all had the MOTHERFUCKING BLUEPRINT for fashion handed to you in the 90s by none other than One Ms. Fran Drescher (better known as Fran Fine from The Nanny [1993-1999]). You had a Fashion ICON give y'all the handbook for the Future and Y'ALL FUMBLED IT! Look at Her
LOOKS! EVERY. SINGLE. EPISODE.
But what did y'all do? Y'all made fun of a Jewish woman's voice and called her clothing "loud" and "ghetto" (and I'm sure both antisemitism and antiblackness had something to do with that but that's a whole nother rant)
Y'all owe her an apology and white women don't deserve fashion.
Fran is my favorite 90s fashion icon.. She served everyday with that body.. 💓💓💓 Insanity..
the height of the fashion world at this time was "heroin chic"
that is, impossibly skinny even by fashion industry standards, looking strung out and miserable, wearing monochrome straight rectangle clothing. the high point for Calvin Klein.
It was a dark time.