IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

HOLY FUCKING COW.

OKAY IT’S TRUE

WHAT

???

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

oh?

OH

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

you’re shitting me

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-

i wanna see what happens

GUYS IT WORKED HOLY SHIT DO IT

i never get messages let this fill a hole in my heart

We shall see…

didn’t work

Hope this works for my dead inbox.

Will it work???

happy 32nd birthday!

Happy Birthday Phil!!!! Also this edit is amazing.

today is the only day you can reblog this ever

I’m sorry, Pink Diamond can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Cause SHE’S GONE!

I know we’ve all been saying this but I just wanted to add that I, too, adore the Mary Poppins fusion 

So many fusions eek.

That scene

Im sorry i cant stop lol thank you anon for this idea

I’m crying ahhhhhh

Having to watch another goddamn Superbowl with the Patriots

THIS IS FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN

reblogging to fuck with someone else. 

I thought my phone fucked up

I THOUGHT THIS FUCKING SITE BROKE AGAIN

What the fuck

Bruh STAAAHHPP

Hehehe

Hey tumblr, @staff

You fucking goofed.

@staff why don’t you get off your asses and fix the actual problem here

Merry Christmas everyone

Ho ho no

He really took the lean to the next level huh

Domestic™️ shoves

reblog if your name isn't Dan Howell

We’ll find you Dan Howell

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because Dan Howell cant. 

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Dan Howell.

I couldn’t not reblog…

i bet you everything i own that he’s seen this but we will never know bc he is the only person on earth who can’t reblog it. (unless he likes it bc he’s a sneaky cunt can anyone confirm?)

9,451,062 people and counting who are not Dan Howell

I hope Dan Howell sees this so he can’t reblog it

dan howell better not reblog this

If Dan reblogs this I call shame

We will find you Dan Howell

Nine million people are not Dan Howell what the actual fuck

DAN WHERE ARE YOU

DANIEL JAMES FUCKING HOWELL

None of us will ever be Dan Howell.

2018 was the worst year of my damn life

- this year literally started with logan pauls suicide forest video ALL OVER THE NEWS, in case you forgot.

- eating?? tide?? pods??

- everybody dying in infinity war

- giant spike in school shootings and shootings in general in america

- stephen hawking is dead. rip

- shadowhunters was cancelled (one of the few shows on tv to date with actual asexual rep, also freeforms ONLY good show imo)

- daredevil & luke cage were both cancelled

- iron fist was also cancelled

- stefan karl is dead. rip :(((

- avicii is dead. rip

- stan lee is dead. rip

- mac miller is dead, rip

- stephen hillenburg is dead. rip :(((

- all US toys r us locations in the us died

- YouTube hates all of its content creators

- tumblr shot itself in the foot and is now on its deathbed

- children being separated from their families and kept in cages for literally no reason

- wildfires murdering a giant part of california

- I knew 1 singular person on YouTube rewind and that was Safia Nygaard. wtf was that.

- whatever tf is even happening in Brazil right now (I don’t wanna think about it 🙃)

- nazis are being given more platform on most websites than any n/s/f/w content is

- hurricanes

- global warming is getting 100000x worse at a very fast rate and is causing those giant ass wildfires AND the hurricanes

- what’s worse is that the US is actively planning on doing absolutely nothing about the global warming issue, because our president is an idiot

- VOLTRON SEASON 8 ENDING JUST AS WE ALL EXPECTED (horrible. everyone is rioting right now. I am scared for peoples lives lmao)

- also the earthquake in Alaska??? good god

feel free to add more, this was a catastrophically terrible year and I’m 100% sure this isn’t all

- Liza and David broke up (yes I respect why they did it, but I’m still sad)

- no stranger things

- that flue outbreak that killed 80,000 people (literally got out of school for a week straight at my school cause 60% of the kids at the high school were home sick and we only needed 35% to get out)

- Florida bridge collapsed

- Xxxtentacion was shot and killed in a drive by

- the soccer team that got trapped in a cave in Thailand

- all the suicide bombing and shootings in general

- when 61 people were killed b/c a train hit a parade crossing the tracks

- YouTube rewind

- when the Amtrak train derailed

- the several police shootings

- our president, who is the most influential representation of our country, insulting basically every nationality there is

- when 12 people were found chained to there beds in California

- the Winter Olympics happened this year and basically everyone forgot about it

So who’s not dead?

Checking who didn’t get deleted after the purge.

Except we aren’t failing math and instead it’s existential conversations with the entire English class including the teacher.