Penis time!
Penis time!
Penis time!
hhehnk ngi me chioccy milk
ancient tablet, circa 1322 BCE
Starting to dislike/realize the flaws in Harry Potter feels like waking up from the trance of a fairy king.
The smile slowly fades from your face as you step out of the circle of mushrooms, asking yourself “Did Joanne really win awards for this level of writing?” The glassy look begins to vanish from your eyes as you think, “Why did Cho Chang get constantly berated by the narration for grieving her graphically murdered dead boyfriend?” You remove your flower crown and hold it in shaking hands as you ask yourself “Were we all just fine and dandy when Jay Kay Ar decided that one of the four houses at her wizarding school was founded by a faux white supremacist and was also FULL of eleven-year-olds who were forcibly designated as white supremacists?” The sky grows darker. You remember the Tolkien plagiarism. You remember the house elves. You remember the banker goblins. You begin to run—
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I fucking love these things
Penis Man has fallen :(
Dustin was assaulted by Tempe police, 25 SWAT officers raided his home to apprehend him. They put not only Dustin’s life in danger but everyone else’ in that complex as well. He was then completely denied medical attention despite signage explicitly instructing detained persons to ask for medical attention if necessary.
“I just spent the last 24 hours in Tempe and Phoenix police custody for spraying ‘Penis Man,’” Shomer wrote. “They raided my condo and vehicle and swarmed my entire complex in west Phoenix with 25 heavily armed SWAT officers, and pointed a silenced assault rifle in my face.
"Anyone with any doubt who the bad guys are here … be certain it is the City of Tempe, City of Phoenix, and police forces valleywide. There is no excuse for pointing an AR-15 in the face of a non-violent offender.”
Shomer added in further posts that he spent a night at Maricopa County’s Fourth Avenue Jail following more than five hours in Tempe police custody, during which time he was given “nothing to eat.”
Tagging the front door of Tempe’s municipal building may have been the final straw for authorities.City of Tempe / Facebook
He wrote that he was “told I wouldn’t receive medical attention after requesting it, even though it was posted on the wall to ask if desired. I was having a panic attack, cause they put a fucking assault rifle in my face (that’s illegal, both denying medical attn, and excessive force).”
A lot of you reblogged the funny post about his “art”, so please help boost and support his GoFundMe! He is collecting $10,000 for legal fees.
Arizona police have a brutality problem- with several AZ cities leading the statistics on officer-involved shootings in 2018 and 2019. Every 5 days, someone is shot by police in Arizona. Dustin is very privileged that he didn’t become another statistic, but he needs our help now to support his legal battle. #ACAB
remember when into the spiderverse first came out and people were itching for two dudes to ship so bad that they just had to ship the nic cage spiderman with a pig
remember being 5 and your parents insinuating to you that jumping on the bed is the most heinous fucked up evil shit a human being can possibly do
mcr and gorillaz are trending because they woke up and did something, that’s peak 2000s energy right there and i’m living for it
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i just really cannot believe this fucking thing exists imagine making a robot this built and its purpose is to play table tennis
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walk around the club fuck all life
If you are ever looking for furniture you’ve got to go to an antique store. Now when I say antique store, I don’t mean the boutique downtown that will charge you $700 for a lamp. I mean the trashy place up the street on a big lot with tables and chairs piled up for miles outside. The kind that stretches 75 miles back in a cold room with no descernable path through it. You will find the best, sturdiest, and coolest shit for amazing prices. If it’s in the middle of nowhere it’s even better because you can haggle.
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Isn’t this how most people get haunted
I’m willing to take that chance if it means I get a hardwood armoire for my bedroom for $129.
Don’t think of it as being haunted, think of it as a “buy one antique, get a free ghost” deal.
i got a mid cent record player cabinet for $65 and frankly the poltergeist boosts the bass