sad on main

*from computer speakers* vsauce, *from suddenly behind you* michael here

*from inside your head* what if you were defenseless

something about cows is so sweet

Space Is Not That Cool When The Ocean Is Already Full of Weird Shit

Does the Ocean have GIANT SPINNING BALLS THAT EMITE RADIATION?

no, but it has this thing!

Don’t forget about this other thing!

and these things!

i really like this thing!

I love the holographic special editions!

Come down the trenches! We have

Plastic bags

Old Man McGregor

Sea Swine

Underwater Lipstick

This Geek

Sheepshead Fish because Peopletoothed Fish was taken

A dick

Seizure machines

Seamus who I met at a Rave in downtown Seattle once.

Cosmic Brain if nothing was going on in there

And Much Much More

Literally what is going on at the bottom of the ocean

That’s what happens when life is unsupervised

Clearly no one gives a flying fuck about body type and facial symmetry under the sea and that’s the kind of life I’m ready for tbh

Fuck the moon, the bottom of the ocean is haunted

its always big dick energy this or power bottom energy that…. why dont we talk about renewable energy? hi, I’m Bill Nye,

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we can dance if we want to……. we can leave our friends behind……

subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

you know who it is

This. Is. Explicit. Racism.

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The fine print in the image reads "Dine-in only. Not valid with any other discounts or coupons. Limit 1 short stack per guest. Valid at participating restaurants only." This advertisement is via the official IHOP Facebook page

this is an england hate blog

HOW IS THIS EVEN REAL? WHAT DID MY COUNTRY EVER DO TO ANYONE?!

oh sorry sweetie, i didn’t realise you still lived in the 1800s…🙄🙄

I’ve been thinking about this for days. The 1800s??? The 1800s????

The 1800s ???????????????!