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In case you weren’t aware, sting rays are basically puppies.
oh hey I know these guys! they’re in a little tide pool at the Monterrey Bay Aquarium and they’re super sweet. If they see you standing next to the pool they’ll jump up out of the water and splash you until you pet them
More Danny Phantom fans should watch Generator Rex tbh, because it’s basically everything we wish Danny Phantom was. (Link to pirate GenRex once you’re convinced and another link to the megs file if that’s what you prefer ; )
Snarky superpowered teenage protagonist? Rex has that in spades (like Danny)
Parents experimented on him? Check (DP fans wish)
A mysterious thing that no one knows much about but it causes unexpected changes in a person? (Nanites are like ectoplasm but scarier imo)
Main character abducted and used by a terrifying government agency? Providence got their grips in him when he was like 10 (they actually caught theirs, take that Guys in White!)
Smart but a little crazy older sibling character? Meet Cesar (our chaotic neutral Jazz)
Scary and powerful mentor figure with a hidden soft side? That’s Six (and he’s actually a regularly recurring mentor unlike *select ghost you wish was Danny’s mentor*)
Main character is part of a highly discriminated against group which is generally not considered human? Here we call them Evos (they’re like ghosts except death would be preferable)
Main character specifically and almost exclusively fights his own kind? Yeah, and Rex can actually cure them instead of just sending them away for two episodes.
Arch nemesis with similar powers to the hero? Van Kleiss walks in, blood-red flowers blooming in his footsteps. (Vlad could never)
We’re initially led to believe the hero is the only good guy in the discriminated against group until it’s revealed that that’s not the case at all.
Plus, there’s kind of a lot of body horror. There’s betrayal. There’s peril. There’s sympathetic villains. Theres a deeply terrifying and yet incredibly intriguing world. A crossover with another series about superheroes (Ben 10, though, not DC). There’s a pile of dead bodies on screen in the first episode—that’s not even hyperbole I’m being 100% literal with you right now.
It even has some inter-dimensional travel shenanigans including a town being pulled into a pocket dimension and leaving no trace. No cloning as far as I can remember though, but it does have a giant mutant rabbit, and the main character even sucks at basketball!
As an added bonus, it was targeted to 10-13 year olds and eventually taken off the air because it scared children : )
It’s everything your average Danny Phantom fan spends hours reading fanfiction about! I’m telling you! I cannot recommend this show highly enough!
The problem with working in a morgue, funeral home etc is that if you die you still have to go to work
this shouldn't be as funny as it is but something about the combination of dad jokes and morbid humor hit me like a sack of bricks
gentle reminder: you are very capable and I’m excited for your future
slightly less gentle reminder: you do have to work for it
*annoyed but resigned moan of frustration*
I desperately want to see a scene with Thor and Loki where they have to remove all of their weapons. Thor puts down Mjolnir while we spend the next 5 minutes watching Loki remove most of his knives.
AND WE HAVE THAT TROPE where knives are definitely where they SHOULDNT be or IS LITERALLY PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BE. And with each passing blade the intimidating edges and intricate designs get scarier and scarier. And somehow THE KNIVES KEEP COMING????????? How??????
The how is that half of those knives aren’t real, just illusions that Loki cast cos the shit wanted to see the guard’s face when he pulled out a ridiculous number of weapons (he kept his real daggers, yes the smol ones, hidden on himself still.)
When he pulls out a knife during the meeting, the guard just gawks while everyone panics, “HOW THE HELL DO YOU STILL HAVE KNIVES WHAT THE FUCK??”
Bonus points for Thor spending the entire time Loki’s pulling knives out of everywhere and nowhere studying his nails and being very obviously Done With It All. See, he knows his brother - his brother’s ALWAYS got knives, he keeps them in his little pockets of magical space, but they’ll humor the people they’re having the meeting with, so Thor waits. Then when Loki pulls out the knife in the meeting and everyone’s all about the panicking, there’s a loud sigh from Thor and an exasperated, “Lokiiii…” and that’s when Loki goes “Oh, all right,” (as only Hiddles can) and makes the knife disappear. But for the rest of the meeting, everyone knows Loki can access a knife anytime he wants to, so they’re all on edge and they basically agree to whatever the hell Thor and Loki ask for, if only so they can get these fuckers out of here.
And then in the elevator, on the way back down, Loki turns to Thor and says brightly, “Much better than Get Help!”
The Internet seemed to really like the previews I posted of NYC bullying Spider-Man, so here is that episode in its entirety. Enjoy!
finally, someone who gets it
'Wool waulking is a traditional Scottish process of finishing and strengthening newly woven woolen fabrics. It is a significant social and cultural activity, often carried out by women in the Highlands of Scotland. The Gaelic songs that are sung during waulking have a distinctive rhythmic pattern that aids in synchronising the work.'
(Video and text via Inverness Outlanders)
Discover the untold story of Loki from the master of mischief himself, Tom Hiddleston.
And it remains untold to this day... 🙄
That 2 minute video told more of his story than 6 episodes of show
GET FRIED, IDIOT
life tip: you can listen to a song on loop
but watch out
just sayin'
This should be taught in school.
reblogging to normalize. because we really should be uplifting sex workers as bread winners. Also because they should be able to show their face in public without fear of repercussions??? (cough cough), like this gentleman.
Honestly its unhinged and hilarious but yet also seriously something I want to see more of
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Reblog if you’re a cheap whore. Or respect cheap whores. Or have the power to turn young people into cheap whores. (they can never tell which)
support whores both cheap and expensive!
This is what plays in my head every minute of every day.
Idk why but the girl with her arms up in the air like that is so annoying. please just follow the choreo
nobody asked but in context, she believes she’s literally responsible for holding up the sky
Aw fuck yeah. I take it back, keep your arms up girl I appreciate your hard work
The Blue Spirit putting out firebending with a bucket of water is the absolute funniest thing ever done in avatar combat. It just is.
oh my god @murple
went to the gender store but they gave me a fucking knock-off. im a waman now or some dumb shit. how to file a complaint with the ftc
We're so sorry to hear that you're dissatisfied with your purchase, Mzs. Yomi. If you return to the store within 30 days we'd be happy to exchange your waman for a gender of equal or lesser value. We just got in a new shipment of Flemboys, very fresh. Wemom and MILKs (mother I'd like to kiss) are very popular with our customers, and we have both Dutch and Hamme lesbians. And catboys are all the rage right now, yes? Well for those who can't afford the name brand, we have Hatboys. They're boys in hats. Almost as good!
