markargent
he sure fuckin is
What if everyone comes back to tumblr?
sovietshopaholic
I'll be ready for them
Being a kid was so fucking funny we’d just go around lying to each other’s faces constantly to impress each other one of my classmates told me he was the first person to visit the sun and when I asked him what it was like to prove he was lying he said he didn’t remember because they sent him there when he was just a baby and to this day the mental image of NASA launching an unsupervised baby into the sun still makes me crack up
watershalation-deactivated20191
why are there so many days?? i feel like we just had a whole day yesterday… they don’t stop
barista: the usual, ma’am?
me: yep, i can’t start my day without it
the usual:
if the world were to vote on whether they wanted peas erased from existence or you killed, im sure that if were being extremely fair to the world at large you would probably die. conceptually, youre worth less than peas
