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b e a n

@bean-149

well hello there

welcome to my blog, you can call me Bean or Red! I don’t care a ton about pronouns but if you need something to go off of use she/her :D

i will be posting mostly fandom stuff (and i will try my best to organize it with correct tags) and general hellsite chaos 

fandoms include but are not limited to: dungeons and dragons, hermitcraft, empires smp, rat smp, those books everyone read in english class during high school, and some other random forms of media I like to consume

well that’s basically it, have fun looking through whatever this will turn out to be!

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Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Reblog or ELSE

Reblog or ELSE

Reblog or else you won’t get to piss off op’s dad

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Reblog or face the fucking consequences.

Nope, not homophobic

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the-mystic-wolves

REBLOG NOW IF UR NOT A B1€TH

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GUESS I’M REBLOGGING!?? I’m apart of the Lgbt so why would I be homophobic 🏳️‍🌈

Reblogging 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🎀🩰🌸

when you set out on the path of revenge, dig two graves. you never know when the other guy might’ve cloned himself

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i feel like ur speaking from experience

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weird coincidence, i also feel like ur speaking from experience

<|⟩:^(

googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

oho and now you’re questioning my adverb usage? you? you?

you fucking dare?

you try to change ‘tears’ to ‘years’ for no reason but don’t catch ‘imporint’???

hey quick question gdocs

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what the fuck

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querched up white boy

i don’t have screenshots, but one time i typed the word “table” into google docs in the process of writing my story, and google docs carefully underlined the first four letters (“tabl”), and asked me if perhaps i’d meant to write “table”

yes, google docs, that would be why i’d written “table”

out of curiosity i accepted the change. the word now read “tablee”

hope this uploads i need you guys to see this potion

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"don't tell the president I'm doing this, he'll cancel my citizenship"

"pursue your dumb ideas"

Potion of Time Stop [Cursed Item, Legendary] As an action you can consume this potion. This briefly stops the flow of time for everyone but yourself. No time passes for other creatures, while you take 1d4 + 1 turns in a row, during which you can use actions and move as normal. When the spell ends, you die instantly.

Waiting for people to fuck up so you can cancel them, gatekeeping, communities self-policing to the point of self-destruction, debating each other's validity, communities infighting over terminology, fighting over the Best way to exist, trying to define what a Bad Community Member is/does, vilifying those people.

Besties I think we fucked up and internalized the surveillance state or the omni-present judgment of god or purity culture or perhaps just maybe all 3

kill the cop inside your head

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my roommate bought a VR headset at a flea market. it’s got no company name on it, except for a stylized logo no one can figure out. She tried to get it working but couldn’t, so I’m taking a look. It’s got warnings about lasers on it and it says “for testing and development only, not for resale”. It’s got weird padded sections that go over your head, not just over your eyes. 

I think I’ve read this mind control story. I’m about to get hypnotized into being a mindless drone, aren’t I? 

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No one can figure out what this logo says 

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You know, I was 100% joking, but there appears to be a weird magnet in the forehead section. Fortunately magnets can’t influence the brain OH WAIT WHAt’S THIS WIKIPEDIA LINK HOW DID IT GET HERE I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER 

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why does it appear to have lights around the eyeholes? why would you shine lights in the face of the user? that seems counterproductive. 

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It’s got cameras inside the headset. Guess where they aim? 

Right in your eyes, of course. 

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The lights around the eyes look broken to the naked eye. 

BUT IF YOU USE A CAMERA… 

Oh look, it’s invisible to the naked eye. I’m sure that’s fine. 

(this is for iris tracking)

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

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I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

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hydro-punk

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

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THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

Reblogging for the last addition

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

It’s even worse than i remember it

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I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

Once emailed a professor from my hospital bed high on painkillers after a really bad car crash which my heart actually stopped the email “Dead cant class sory”

Ozai is so pathetic, like that “take his bending away haha he’s harmless now” trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away he’d just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesn’t have swords or anything but she’s pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesn’t even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zuko’s head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he can’t break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he can’t kick a steel lever in two. Bet he can’t even do a flip.

Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but that’s it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesn’t.

He didn’t even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didn’t bc he knew he’d lose.

And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.

Loserlord indeed