I'll admit that this one has cemented itself in my psyche
*touching your fandom-related tattoos* promise youll stop for me 🥺
fuck you
respect this or get the hell out of my life
op fuck you and look at my kermit tramp stamp
jerking off isnt working anymore i need to drink human blood
do you want this fucking iv bag with a silly straw in it or not
most annoying people in every fandom are the people who are like sorry this is cringe 😅😓 sorry for participating in this fandom i know it is cringe. like maybe for you it is. idgaf. that's between you and your own shame complex
i forgot high schoolers existed. Hey you're not a bad person if you do this ^ but like level with me. It feels incredibly awkward getting fandom posts with lots of notes tagged "#sorry for putting [fandom] on your dash" trust me. you would feel a lot better if you weren't ashamed of yourself or your interests. even if you can't stop doing it mentally right away, its a step at all to not say it out loud.
i think everything should come in more fun colors & patterns. like everything. houses. cars. appliances. when ur getting a fridge they should give u the option then & there to have a wizard airbrushed onto it. business attire should have dinosaurs on it. why arent there more pink cars
every once in a blue moon i see this bright pink car with a massive tinkerbell decal on the hood & i think that person just Gets It. why cant that be the norm
normalize fun
Me visiting the god damn monkey attack beach: "There better not be any god damn monkey attacks here"
You might have thought card sharks and loan sharks were named after the predatory fish, but apparently there’s a decent chance it’s the other way around from an old Dutch word meaning “person that takes unfair advantage of other people”. Before that they were known in English as a haye or dogfish, which means sometime in the ~1400s enough English sailors started saying “don’t get in the water, it’s infested with those jerks”
Strange Women in Bodies of Water No Longer Distibuting Swords; Have Now Started Dispensing Dildos For Better Governance
somebody tell kirk they found his rock
I like saying "I'll allow it" only in contexts where I have no power or authority
i love videos that make wendy williams seem like she is trapped in a surreal purgatory
I love you grandmother who helped me pin a trans flag to my battle vest, I love you leather daddies checking on us, I love you trans dykes driving the forklift loaded with water and ice, I love you queer kids in your renfair outfits, I love you faggot punks sizing up the cops, I love you drag queens laughing in the dressing room, I love you i love you I love you I love y
I worked very hard on this
hey uh what exactly is possessing you people to reblog a nearly 10 year old shrek meme that I made in high school
Your hard work isn’t going unnoticed
there’s no best dr who, there’s only the one you imprinted on like a baby bird