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@beambitiousnotdismayed

The Little Mermaid 1989

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thesassylorax

Do you guys know how long it took me to work out that he has seven daughters because there are seven seas?

Decades.

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leliel-angel-of-the-night

Which sea is Ariel?

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crackcoffeeaddict

Fucking red sea. Have you seen her hair.

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ari-els

Attina- Bering sea (Bering is the largest, Attina is the oldest)

Alana- Black sea (hair)

Adella- Mediterranean sea (personality is romantic) 

Aquata-  Coral sea (personality is shy)

Arista- White sea (hair)

Andrina- Caribbean sea (personality is carefree)

Ariel- Red sea (hair)

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clubhousemouse

Omg.

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believemeimjaynal

WHAT

Was their mother the Dead Sea?

And I guess that makes Prince Eric Moses because he parted the Red Sea 😏

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blowtorchbaby

Liberals for the last 50+ years: THE U.S. MILITARY IS FAR TOO BIG AND MEAN AND THEREFORE IT MUST BE REDUCED IN SIZE. 

Liberals for the last 5+ years: TRANS PPLS ARE FRAGILE AND ARE AT CONSTANT RISK OF BEING KILLED AND THEREFORE MUST BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS.

Trump in 2017: Gives liberals what they’ve always wanted by simultaneously shrinking military and preventing thousands of trans people from being killed in battle.

Liberals: WE FULLY SUPPORT THE AWESOME MILITARY AND WE THINK TRANS PEOPLE ARE BATTLE-READY WARRIORS AND TRUMP IS NOW EVEN MORE EVIL THAN HE WAS BEFORE SO HE MUST BE IMMEDIATELY IMPEACHED AND THEN EXECUTED.

😂😂😂😂 the most accurate thing I’ve seen all day