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Costco Lady: Free sample?

Me:

*Sigh* Im fuckeing , board … their nothing too s- *sees some left over weed*

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it's wuthering absolute heights

“treat the customers with the same patience and respect they show you" 

my customers every day:

a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves

where is the lie

Jesus coming out of his tomb on the third day

I refuse to let this hide in the tags

every time u like one of my posts ur kissing me and if u reblog it that’s with tongue

every time u like one of my posts ur kissing me and if u reblog it that’s with tongue

“why do u like playing as support?” i enjoy the feeling of ppl needing me

I enjoy knowing that I can choose who lives and dies

when you’re hungry but there are people over

skskskkskskjjkjks

Jesus coming out of his tomb on the third day

me when i have to pick up weed in public

in the movie they’re talking about how they need to be careful about their affair because they just murdered her husband, which is arguably more odd than picking up weed at a grocery store.

Okay revising the above picture.

Me when i get mansplained to about a movie I’ve seen

why is he sitting like a 14th century monarch

he is one