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Happy 19th Birthday Isak 💛🍾🎂 

Happy Birthday, Isak! ✨

There would be a lot less babies if women had to orgasm in order to conceive.

Ooo this one spicy

Jack Dylan Grazer via instagram

i doubt that lol #bottom

He’s literally 14 some of y’all on this site need to be put on a police watchlist I swear smh

The Little Mermaid 1989

Do you guys know how long it took me to work out that he has seven daughters because there are seven seas?

Decades.

WHAT

Which sea is Ariel?

Fucking red sea. Have you seen her hair.

Attina- Bering sea (Bering is the largest, Attina is the oldest)

Alana- Black sea (hair)

Adella- Mediterranean sea (personality is romantic) 

Aquata-  Coral sea (personality is shy)

Arista- White sea (hair)

Andrina- Caribbean sea (personality is carefree)

Ariel- Red sea (hair)

Omg.

WHAT

Was their mother the Dead Sea?

Best thing I’ve heard all day

“Like 2003 Evanescence?” She knew EXACTLY what to do.

Dylan Minnette announcing Season 2 in the most ‘Clay Jensen’ way possible.

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

I love being in college because there are no actual adults around so everyone is just going around bullshitting their way through basic tasks. Like I can be like “I think I got better from my cold because I ate an orange yesterday” and everyone is like “Yeah makes sense” and somebody could just be like “I’m gonna put my pillow in the washing machine to clean it” and everyone’s like “Sounds like a great idea John”

Jesus when he was resurrected

No commercial has yet to top this

My dramatic ass when anything goes even slightly wrong

Timothée Chalamet + black and white

when you’ve got an Opinion™ but you know it’ll open up The Discourse™ so you gotta hold in all your emotion