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Things I Never Learned In High School

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  • How to do taxes
  • What taxes are
  • How to vote
  • What political parties are
  • How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
  • How to write a check/balance a check book
  • Anything to do with banking
  • How to do loans for college
  • How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
  • How to buy a car or house

but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean theorem

thank you

didn’t learn any of this in college either

Have you guys seen this 😂😂😂😂😂😂

YOOOO IM SCREAMING 😂😂😂😂

L M D A O

Salute a real nigga when you see him

Real!

……..how

lowkey this nigga was hating and snitched 

Ain’t shit perfect. I remember we argued for a month str8. Every time we got on the phone it went left. We both were tired & over the bullshit. I take the blame. I’ve made mistakes. I gave him so many reasons to question my loyalty. I’ve given him reasons to question my love & my overall intentions. Something told me to book a flight & pop up on him. The day b4 I left I told him & his reaction wasn’t very welcoming. My pride, ego, feelings all crushed. I still got on that flight. I told myself I owed him so much for always staying by my side & loving me regardless so if I got there and all love was lost, at least I tried. Needless to say that spontaneous trip wasn’t just me stepping out on faith it actually reminded us both that true love actually exist. We’re both products of this special kind of love. He is my bestfriend my homie my lover my headache & I honestly couldn’t imagine giving my all to anyone else. ROCK & FAME ❤️

i can be romantic ok

“Bee vomit” instead of honey “Glucose” instead of sugar “Infant” instead of babe “Dulcet dessert” instead of sweetie pie

tag urself I’m bee vomit

Sooooo.. Can we start follow train for black bisexual girls?

We’re cool aff. <3

✨✨✨

👋💕

Send the freaks this way

I want the freaks to … Especially if you’re in Atlanta 😍

Any in NYC?

😋😘

💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾😩🙌🏾

In nj gotta be freaky as hell 😩👌🏾

😉

🤗🤗aye always down with a good time

This is fun add me too y'all! 💕

Ayeeee nj !

Chicago hmu 😉

The. Proud. Family. WHAT!

You and me will always be tight…

Family every single day and night … 

Even when you start acting like a fool…

You know I’m lovin every single thing you do….

I know that I can always be myself… 

Around you more than anybody else.

And everyday as I’m headin’ off to school.

You know there’s no one I love as much as you.

Proud family. Proud family. PROUD FAMILY

They’ll make you sing. They’ll make you wanna scream.

It’s family thing. A family. Proud proud family.

Calm ya happy ass down. You was supposed to do one damn line. Future rebloggers can’t even join in cause ya ass done David Ruffin’d the whole god damn performance.

LMFAOOO

How could I forget about this???? Lmao

lmfaoooooo

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The bolded 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

I laugh out loud every time this is on my dash.

😭😭😭😭😭😭 but I had the same thoughts!

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

FUCKING CRYINGGGG LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀

👏🏾👏🏾

😹😹😹😹😹💀

😂

Lmfaooooo

I cant

😂😂😂😂

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

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………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

  1. I don’t believe in these things
  2. But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
  3. But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
  4. Roger is cute.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

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Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

run bitch lmaoooo

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I’m fucking YELLLINNGGGG

Lol as someone from providence, I approve this message

Fuck the media !!!!

IM SO DONE

How many times did she tell them to leave? Don’t harass ppl then play the victim lmao

Good for them idc. At that point she was trespassing on private property. I would’ve called the cops if I wasn’t sure that I’d be shot and killed.

Who the fuck wants to talk to white news bitches in the midst of grief or really at all? They shouldn’t have come over, good for her.

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I needed this laugh

The way she was running and her commentating what happened to her killed me 😂

What can I say. I’m undoubtedly in love with my best friend. I can’t think of any other person that I have loved this much and I hope this is the last person I ever love. I love you more than anything in this world and I will never stop fighting for you. I’m so thankful that life threw a beautiful angel in my path of life and I got the chance to have her heart. You’re my home, heaven, and all of the above. Its 1 year of loving you and I hope for so many more than we can’t even keep count. You’re it for me. I want everything that I can possibly have with someone with you. You’re my happy beginning and ending. I’m in love with you babygirl, that’ll never change. @loveaf14

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“I could not tell you if I loved you the first moment I saw you, or if it was the second or third or fourth. But I remember the first moment I looked at you walking toward me and realized that somehow the rest of the world seemed to vanish when I was with you.”

Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Prince (via hplyrikz)

Source: hplyrikz.com