blinking again

😐😑😐😑😐😑

Shut up

i’m lit eraly just blinking you shut up

I’m going to poison you

it’s like i always say: fuck

You guys say you like goth girls but you’re unwilling to listen to goth music and dance at goth parties. You guys say you like hippy girls but you don’t do drugs and you aren’t interested in nature. You guys say you like MILFs but are unwilling to binge watch all the Despicable Me and Minion movies, and you won’t even heart react to their minion memes on Facebook. You guys say you like military wives but are unwilling to read the hours and hours of Reylo Omegaverse cuckolding fanfiction that they write. Ultimately this is just misogynistic fetishization. You value these women solely based on their appearance and are unwilling to indulge in their interests.

“Don’t buy any Girl Scout cookies!!! They support pLANNED PARENTHOOD!!” me: 

man if I had a sword I wouldn’t be worried about shit

I have some good news for you

what is it

A horse’s teeth take up more space in their head than their brain

awwsome I don’t like horses

i am terrified

How to Write a Michael Schur Lead Romance

Partner 1: Confident, Fun, Slightly Depressed

Partner 2: Anxiety™ 

Partner 1 provides the light atmosphere, Partner 2 provides the level head. Congrats, you have the perfect lead couple.

BONUS:

How to Write a Michael Schur Secondary Romance: Abnormal Dork Meets Equally Abnormal Dork

bitch…omg

omfg

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

this is a carwash for people

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

You fucker

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

i love when math teachers put question marks on my tests cause i’m just like yeah same

Just finished crying

Crying again

This post was flagged and hidden for like a minute until I repealed it so all my loyal followers could enjoy this content. You’re all so welcome!

INCREDIBLE PHOTO <3

link below to see:

http://sh-meet.bigpixel.cn/?from=groupmessage&isappinstalled=0&fbclid=IwAR1CWHqrxwZ1OUHem0CjjLrTBDH2j2cS4zISRo_2a6coC-A_YkFRr6QzMls

credit to: ketul

Zoomed in and found this gem

I think I found someone who knows about the camera

Hello there, observant person!

uh oh

i encourage you guys to click the link it’s hella rad

bonus:

special protected fire hydrant

Bucket

Hello darkness my old friend

damnnnnn 

enemy spotted

i spent a solid 10 minutes zooming into the distance to find anything gay

and here they are, reblog for thriving queer energy

more important emotions

I like how these all just end up being fucked up archangel emojis

i like these guys

my last 4 brain cells