Are you doing that for the approval of God or the approval of men? oh honey why? you know better than that.

*cant jazz square because im in a car*

*jazz squares with my hands on the dash*

*gasps*

“mom!”

“jazz hands!”

Let my worship be more than singing. My study be more than reading. And my prayer be more than talking. Engross me in Your thought. Drown me in Your love.

If you're ever sad, just imagine someone you love laughing and smiling. It's easy isn't it? You might not remember the joke, or you even generated the "memory" on your own. why/how? I think it's because the human species is designed to hope. If we don't have hope about our future, we have nothing. We'll stop trying. But if someone dear to us is happy.. We are to. We cling to those moments with our last bits of strength. They're crucial.

I'm a very simple person. If I think of you and the first thought I think is positive, I love you. I love all my friends. My family. Some kid that made me laugh. If I look forward to being with you even in a group or work/school atmosphere. I would never date anyone I didn't love, so there's no "do I/ don't I" drama. But who do I tell? Occasionally, my mom. Why? I don't care what people think of me. I don't really fear rejection. It just feels odd. Too close. I'm a very complex person.

Me; 9:40pm; at work

"It's a crowd favorite; everyone loves a good jazz square" -Ryan Evans *does several jazz squares* *jazz hands*

Im gon tell you a story

Alrights, so I'm a child with no life so I was on buzzfeed looking up dumb quizzes and I kept seeing all these lil stories on tswift, kanye, and Kim and I'm like what is this crap, so again being a child with no life I finally clicked on one that said something like "what's this Taylor and Kanye drama all about?!" And I got the jist of this so called "feud". now I like tswift and know nothing about the other two, but I wasn't particularly partial towards either side. UNTIL i heard what that other kardashian girl did to poor sweetheart Chloë Grace Mortez, NOW im partial.

Me in an interview when I'm famous

Interviewer: when did you discover your style of humor and decide "yes, this is who I'll become"? Me: well sir, it was in the eighth grade about when gangnam style first came out and a girl walked into class singing half to herself "heeeey sexy lady" and I said half to myself "thank you"