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Time To Make Doughnuts

@bauxite

Trying to make the world
a little sweeter. I'm 27.
20+ and no blank blogs.
I’m Bi, I use He/Him/His
Ageless blog=blocked
I will block anyone for anything for that matter so please play nice.
All bodies are good bodies
I post NSFW material
mostly on my spicy side blog
💜In a happy relationship

Today I got to have the "fat is not a bad word, just a neutral descriptor" talk with one of my coworkers. I made a joke about liking colder temperatures because I'm fat and he tried to do the whole, "Oh nooooo, you're not fat! Don't say that!" and I had to shut him down like. Buddy. Pal. I am fat and that's ok to admit.

Then my new trainee piped in with, "I think the technical term is 'caked up'." And I was so damned proud 🥹

One year ago today I posted this miniature Shape of Water creation of mine. All shot practically using foil for water, miniatures and figures.

Did you know that leeches were once used to predict storms? Well, a tornado warning just dropped and my squad is climbing

My dad is a meteorologist and he has never once warned me about an incoming storm. My leeches, however......

https://amp.theguardian.com/news/2015/apr/19/weatherwatch-forecasting-tempest-prognosticator-storm-leech

*urgently* Lads, the leechometre is at 12 bong, I repeat, 12 bong!

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sixthrock

"tempest prognosticator" absolutely sounds like some kind of arcane device a wizard would have lying around in his workshop

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hearthburn

It would also probably have leeches in it.

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manywinged

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

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manywinged

a hoe never gets lyme disease