I don't care how many sparklies you put on it, tumblr, it's not gonna fucking happen
Gay month glam
Y'all rt this with your gay/rainbow/flag colors/otherwise pride themed glams! <3 I wanna seeee
There are few color palettes my eyes love more than the original Gilbert Baker pride flag
Like dang, nailed it the first time, A+++ 0 notes
Everyone help me wish my beloved girlfriend @mraof happy birthday and shower her in any cute reptile pics you have, they're her favorite <333
Gosh I love this patch, aesthetically, it's so me from start to finish. The dungeon, the raid gear, fuckin everything about P12...it's SO good and I love it so much
Reporting every H*rry P*tter app ad I see as "offensive or inappropriate" :)
This has had the effect of making every ad those godawful gross misogynistic makeover app ones, but still less objectionable than the terf book
Broke: meeting the parents
Woke: meeting the unknowable supernatural beings that live in the woods
The very real desire to commission someone to draw or pose my Azem and Hythlodaeus drinking peepswine together like "new concept baybee"
Hades is in the background absolutely distressed at the whole situation
If y'all liked the unidentifiable yellow glitter goo you'll love the time I made wine out of marshmallow Peeps
...how???
Well you see. The ingredience for wine are:
-yeast
-sugar
-time
And it turns out the yeast aren't really that picky about what kind of sugar you give them, as long as there's enough of it
Peepswine moodboard
It ended up tasting kinda like a very mild, sweet white wine, with a faint but unmistakable aftertaste of marshmallow
The 100% true and honest answer is someone said the phrase "fermented peeps" around me at exactly the right time and I went "ohhh that's a sin I simply must commit"
Yeah this man would drink peepswine
Not to risk doxxing myself or anything but I just found out this year's graduating class from the high school I went to played a senior "prank" that entailed doing thirty fucking thousand US dollars' worth of damage to the school building, and put it on tiktok, so to any of my younger followers who might be thinking of doing something like that...
fucking don't
Putting aside that this was a foolish, destructive, unnecessary piece of teenage rebellion that will now impact those kids' futures irreparably...don't put fucking crimes on tiktok!!!!! Your parents use tiktok. Your teachers use tiktok. Your community members use tiktok. And even if you somehow manage to avoid all those, your peers WILL rat you out, and justifiably, because you've now impacted their education for attempted internet clout. You're guaranteed to get caught! Do not!
"Devious lick" how about you devious lick my fat sweaty cock
I think you responded to the wrong post maybe
Sorry, not talking to you, talking to tiktokers
All good, someone explained what that meant and it all made sense <3
Anonymous asked:
I can elaborate on that batshit reply, a "devious lick" was a tiktok trend where students were literally destroying school property for clout and stealing soap dispensers etc
[rubs tiredly between eyes] of course they were. Christ. I swear, I try not to "kids these days" because let's be real, kids have always done dumb shit, we all did dumb shit when we were in school...
...but at the same time, I feel like tiktok has had a profoundly escalating effect on that? These things encourage users to one-up each other, to do the biggest, most daring, most outrageous thing because that's what gets attention. ffs, a friend got their car stolen not too long ago because a couple of kids saw on tiktok how to do it. Something's gotta give, y'all
In any case, ty for the explanation ♥
Not to risk doxxing myself or anything but I just found out this year's graduating class from the high school I went to played a senior "prank" that entailed doing thirty fucking thousand US dollars' worth of damage to the school building, and put it on tiktok, so to any of my younger followers who might be thinking of doing something like that...
fucking don't
Putting aside that this was a foolish, destructive, unnecessary piece of teenage rebellion that will now impact those kids' futures irreparably...don't put fucking crimes on tiktok!!!!! Your parents use tiktok. Your teachers use tiktok. Your community members use tiktok. And even if you somehow manage to avoid all those, your peers WILL rat you out, and justifiably, because you've now impacted their education for attempted internet clout. You're guaranteed to get caught! Do not!
"Devious lick" how about you devious lick my fat sweaty cock
I think you responded to the wrong post maybe
One of these days Chocolate Guy's gonna make something that starts out looking incredibly phallic and we, wise to his tricks, will be all "ohoho! I wonder what this delightful trickster is crafting now!"
and it's just gonna be a dick
This, ftr, became a dragon