The Real CalicoJackOfficial

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Ed coded Calico Jack stan Jamie- trans man- gay-he/him/his-21- Gemini. my deepest apologies for anyone who followed me before Our Flag Means Death. First Calico Jack(OFMD) cosplayer on TikTok and the first person to post Jack/Ed/Stede fic on AO3. that's my brand now lol; Pillowfort: @bigblubuttfeathers; AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Bigbluebuttfeathers
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You referring to Ed’s flag as his MySpace header makes me think a shitty early 2000s smau concept is tragically under explored, if only for a scene in which Lucius (or Jim) have to explain to middle aged Stede how to make an account so he can try to explain himself to Ed

Ed is one of the og myspace influencers and he has bangs like this

And he makes electronic music that sounds like puke my gutzz O_o by zeija and the kids on there eat that shit up. Alma (13) is going through a phase and drags Stede to some sort of function because she needs parental supervision and Mary won't take her. He meets Ed and when he comes home he immediately calls his secretary Lucius to ask how myspace works because he just met the hottest guy

Ed's name is xX_Bl4ckB34rd_Xx

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Oh I've had more thoughts about this AU. Ed and Izzy were washed up punk rockers for years before this. Izzy thinks the scene kids are posers and Ed has fully fucking integrated and is like their god. Izzy is mortified by this turn of events. Ed is so much happier now that he's posting cringe on myspace. He's in a thirst trap cold war with someone. He gets a rawr means I love you in dinosaur tattoo.

Stede is just kind of a normal guy. He's still fucking weird of course he's Stede but he has managed to not run away to become a pirate and then he starts dating Ed and suddenly he's got teal hair and a nose ring and is being trotted out by Ed for the cameras as the emo power couple and Alma is fucking incensed because her fucking cringe ass father stole her teenaged rebellion

I am posting more cringe on this blessed day. Here are some men who are too old to be on myspace (affectionate)

Red dead redemption 2 is a great game for the girlies who miss Barbie horse adventure

You basically get a cowboy doll and you've gotta take really good care of your little cowboy. He's gotta eat and drink and take baths. You can dress him up and brush his hair and there's so many clothing and hair options. He also can bond with his pony. You can also tame other ponies and can have endless pony friends!

And all of your friends have their own ponies too! You get to go riding your ponies with your friends it's great.

You can also pick flowers and watch animals! My cowboy loves birdwatching with his pony

And nothing bad ever happens especially not to your wonderful little cowboy. He lives forever and never dies and nothing terrible happens to him at all.

🎡 schlitz-playhouse-of-stars Follow Mar 22, 1954

Back in 1951 I told my draft board I was a homosexual communist so I wouldn't be sent to Korea except now I'm not so sure I was lying lmao

🎡 schlitz-playhouse-of-stars Follow Mar 22, 1954

Looks like I'm joining the war on communism and perversion on the side of communism and perversion

🎡 schlitz-playhouse-of-stars Follow Mar 23, 1954

I've been blacklisted

🧶 herockonmyhudsonuntili Follow Apr 7, 1954

got another one fellas

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🥔 the-famous-eccles May 12, 1954

can't believe i just saw princess margaret x peter townsend rpf on my dash with my own two eyes

#you know who you are

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📖 photoplays 🔁 bebopappreciator May 12, 1954

👔 johnny-dollars-expense-account-reviewer Follow Mar 29, 1954

honestly dni if you support the boycotting of salt of the earth by movie theaters i'm not even kidding

🌎 mccarthyismofficial Follow Apr 2, 1954

This just in: Tumblr thinks communist and un-American propaganda is good now

👔 johnny-dollars-expense-account-reviewer Follow Apr 2, 1954

Say it ain't so

#this is the communism and un-american activities website

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lesbianeffieperine 🔁 haysoffice Follow May 12, 1954

lesbianeffieperine May 9, 1954

If these shitty rollers fall out again tonight istg

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lesbianeffieperine May 12, 1954

excuse me

#what the fuck

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🎷 bebopappreciator May 12, 1954

here's how adlai can still win

you can tell the internet is objectively worse than it was 20 years ago because when you google “[song name] guitar tabs” there’s four different websites trying to sell them to you via some fucked up proprietary software rather than a geocities site like “mike’s [band name] tab emporium” with .txt files

I think part of why I'm so skeeved out by the way people on here treat various words as inherently bad or inherently good is that I paid close attention when everyone was being like here's how to phrase your arguments to appeal to liberals here's how to phrase them to appeal to conservatives and like ultimately I gave up on the idea of trying to change conservatives' minds with rhetoric but along the way I became painfully aware of how easy it is to sell leftist progressive people on deeply reactionary ideas provided you phrase it in vocabulary they consider trustworthy

OK this question has been bugging me all morning so y'all please let me know

bc ours did nd I never thought much of it as a kid but know I'm thinking about it and it feels kinda gross? so pls tell me if this experience was universal or not it will haunt me forever otherwise

what do you MEAN 40% of you fuckers didnt have a vomit bowl did you just obliterate your carpet when your stomach flu having ass woke up suddenly at 3am and needed to hurl IMMEDIATELY? did y'all just never ever get stomach bugs growing up??

We took the trash bag out of the little trash can under the sink and threw up in that.

Oh I also remember at least two instances of using empty cleaned out gallon kemps icecream buckets