[Gollum voice] they hates our pussy they hates it!!!!!!!
if i was on the great british bake off i'd leap the picket fence and escape the tent. i'd be across the grass and in the trees by the time paul hollywood fetched his gun
Imo smosh fell off
orcs at the top of a very tall watchtower
omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services
I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test
I’m in the last 47.33%
I shouldn’t have taken that test
Am I fucking stupid LMAO
check out literally just sitting outside if u can. the hobby of the summer
It is morally correct to be horny on main.
If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.
New copypasta just dropped
Same guy
Reblog hole to destroy bloodlines and oppress Christians
U in texas
^ really funny porn blog if anyone wants to see the musings of a real dope soul in between and sometimes in relation to very static pictures of naked women
like this guys real as fuck
Lost icarly episode iSeen A Skull
iSeen A Skull found footage
Bougie bitches always preaching shit while they drink there $6 vanilla machato lattes when im stuck eating wet chicory until i rust to death
-- Girl: My pet cat has gone missing
Good Answer: I'll help you look. And don't worry about paying me.
Neutral Answer: I'd be willing to search for your cat. For a fee, of course.
Evil Answer: To hell with your blasted vermin. It was probably eaten by a manticore.
Stop pussy footing around it. Are you coming to my Chinese giant salamander's bar mitzvah or not
I'm setting my trap, to catch the damn haiku bot. Quiet! Here it comes.
I’m setting my trap,
to catch the damn haiku bot.
Quiet! Here it comes.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
