it's always halloween

some say the goat will end in fire some say in ice from what I've read on the Wikipedia page of past Goat-destroying efforts, I'm pretty sure none of us were reckoning on absolute swarms of hungry birds but birds are also great and will suffice

This is just to say

We have eaten the Goat

That was in your city

And that you were probably saving

To burn for Christmas

Forgive us

It was delicious

So seed

And such goat

My nam is bird

And wen it’s cold

And now the year

Is growing old

I sit on straw

Just lik a coat

With all my friends

I eat the goat.

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

Toucan: “that there just ain’t natural”

why do cats have an extra bean on their wrist... what is if for..

cutting edge cat technologies

its the drift button

anti-lock beans

spare bean in case of a flat

power steering

cat control mechanism

1928 Callot Soeurs created this unique evening dress. It has been carefully devised to appear as though it was simply a long silk scarf that has been draped about the frame. In reality the black silk crepe chiffon of the dress has been expertly embroidered in a manner that enhances that illusion. There is a narrow band of black silk panne velvet that borders the chiffon and gives it a bit more structure. The dress also has a silk satin underdress that exists primarily as a support structure. From Attire’s Mind, FB.

that's just how Italians be

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

But wait, there’s more!

I saw the "AD BLOCK IS NOT ALLOWED ON YOUTUBE" popup on YouTube only for it to immediately disappear within a half second. I felt like a lady being shielded by the great knight sir Firefox from a terrible bowmans arrow.

Yesterday I went to IKEA and bought a small straw goat, since we are in temporary accommodation over Christmas and it would be nice to have something small and cheerful.

I come downstairs this morning to find THIS

Thanks, housemate

okay this hasnt happened before what sort of omen is this for 2024. the goat burning is good the goat not burning is bad what does birds mean

omen: the small and perceived harmless can still take down the big, while the big is protecting themselves from other perceived threats.

reading for the new year: you can't plan for everything, small problems can build up to big problems, so make sure you do your prep work properly

trying to draw while watching the new hbomberguy vid was a bad idea because for the entire second half i was like this

HAVE Z AND ALPHA NOT BEEN MADE AWARE? HAVE WE FAILED AT CONTINUING TO MEME THE HELL OUT OF IT? ARE WE, IN FACT, THE GRANDMAS BECAUSE WE ARE THE ANCIENT KEEPERS OF THE INCEST COFFEE KNOWLEDGE???

A fandom since 2011 guys

(If anybody is wondering “how could they write that and not anticipate the reaction?“ It’s because the sister was supposed to be much younger in the original draft. Like. An actual child. But they aged her up and never bothered changing the dialogue, so…)

It’s honestly not the writing or the age, or even the acting that screams “incest.”

It’s the directing and camera work. It’s specifically the long lingering gazes.

I’m begging you to read the oral history of this commercial. It features some banger quotes and also Timothy Simons, aka Jonah from Veep, who worked the camera for the auditions and callbacks.

For context, this is called desensitizing

Since horses are prey animals they are very cautious naturally and will “spook” (shy away or take off running) from something that looks strange and potentially dangerous.

By running around and acting bizarre, the horse gets used to unfamiliar movements and mannerisms. They’ll be able to sit and think “wow that’s fucking weird” when they see a human crawling up rather than “Jesus fuck it’s possessed run away”- which is good!

sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language

Horrible job, everyone! Thank you!

my bad damn

okay we NEED to put “camp” up on a shelf where people can’t reach it too because i just saw someone call the mario movie camp like girl what in the fresh hell are you talking about 😭

Holy shit there are so many birds

reblogging because apparently people missed it! The Birds have claimed the sacrifice this year look, you can see wires showing through on the horns already:

(img source: the official twitter)

occasionally I am struck dumb by the sublime beauty of the world in the small moments, you know?

egg

i drew it

hey I hope you dont mind I also painted your egg