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Victoria Rose

@batmanspickachu

I'm Victoria. I love music and Creepypasta more than anything. I'm from the south and I love it. I'm not cool at all.
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sometimes when I listen to my chem I have to stop and breathe because I think about how this angry punk voice is coming out of a little woodland nymph and I just

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That’s why I’m so in love with her. If you didn’t know her she’d come off as arrogant and you’d feel like she hates you. But if you actually talked to her you’d know that she is the most generous and humble person in this entire world. Her way of speaking is charming. Her eyes begin to shine when she talks about something she loves. And when she rants about her dumb classmates or stupid teachers you feel like she really trusts you now. Like she’s really angry right now and you’re the only person she can stand at the moment. I love how I forget the world and everything around us when we talk. Well, she talks, I listen. It’s just us.
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You’d been on this stakeout for eight hours straight, with no word from Sam or Dean. Normally you’d be fine, but the guy you were observing was boring as all hell. “Screw it.” You tossed your binoculars to the side and leaned back in the drivers seat.

“I send this prayer to any angels that happen to be as bored as me.” You started. You took a minute, trying to think of the best ones you could. “See, I have this question. I know you get a lot of questions, but mine are super important so if you could listen to them first…”

“How exactly do you make Holy Water?” You asked trying to keep a straight face, and you responded with the answer after a moment. “Get regular water and boil the devil out of it - sorry Luci.”

“What’s the best way to study the Bible? You Luke into it.” You kept going. Coming up with line after line.

“What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?” You struggled to get out the punch line as you started to let out small giggles and then more laughter, making you struggle for air to breath. “He was Ruthless.” 

“Okay, who taught you these?” You opened your eyes to find Gabriel in the passenger seat next to you, with Balthazar and Lucifer in the back seat.

“They just come to me.” You joked. Gabriel only rolled his eyes.

"I always knew you were my favorite.” Gabriel started and you beamed. “But seriously, your jokes suck!”

“Alright fine! But one more…please.” You pouted and the angels exchanged glances before nodding.

“Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?” You asked them. Lucifer shrugged and Balthazar waited patiently. Gabriel had already started rolling his eyes when you said, “Samson. He brought the house down!” You spoke in a DJ sort of voice and burst out into another peel of laughter. When you’d finally calmed down, Balthazar and Gabriel were gone. You looked at Lucifer, who only winked at you and disappeared.

“Oh come on! That was funny!”

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'A unique creature unlike any other.'

Dark Angel 2X11

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Misha Haters: Jensen you hate misha right???
Jensen:*RIPS OFF PLAID SHIRT TO REVEAL MISHA'S RA SHIRT* Hell nah that my bae
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marrtinski

So my brother got dumped last night and went to a bar. Someone took his seat, and my brother (being heartbroken and drunk as he was) called him out on it. Oh, the guy who took his seat was Jensen Ackles.

Then he drank with Jensen and Jared while they gave him relationship advice, which he was too drunk to remember.

Just thought you’d get a kick out of it, spn fandom.