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ur friendly local sex witch (✿◠‿◠)

@batmanisagatewaydrug / batmanisagatewaydrug.tumblr.com

Makenzie. 27. queer (adjective), queer (noun), writer and sex ed person. pronouns: whatever babey!!! I'm normal abt trans & ace people so if you're not fuck off 🖤
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FAQ

love the weird shit you do here, how can I give you money?

my ko-fi is here, my cheap-ass patreon is here

will you please stop posting so much about sex/Gotham/old Batman comics/what you're reading?

no, but feel free to blacklist any of the following tags:

  • #sex edventures 2023
  • #gotham time
  • #batblogging
  • #reading updates

do you still answer sex ed questions here?

yes.

okay so my period is so bad that I'm regularly lightheaded/dizzy/ throwing up/fainting/unable to move or do anything but wail in agony. is that normal?

no, babe. you need to talk to a doctor.

do you give relationship advice?

I don't like to.

but I need relationship advice...

either talk about it or break up.

can you tell me my sexuality or gender?

I really can't, and I wish you didn't want me to. it's fine to not be 100% sure, man.

what’s your whole deal?

queer

okay, what are your pronouns?

"I still rather think that pronouns come to me from others, which I find interesting, since I receive an array of them – so I am always somewhat surprised and impressed when people decide their own pronouns or even when they ask me what pronouns I prefer." - Judith Butler

I sent you a message via raven but the raven never came back, do you know why?

that’s my raven now. I didn’t employ any bribery but the bird has made a choice and I will be respecting it. better luck next time.

what’s your favorite color?

#fecee9

have you seen [insert movie/TV show]?

I've never seen a movie or TV show in my life and I don't want to.

what will happen if I walk through this ghostly doorway that’s appeared at the back of my room?

oh, great question. if you find yourself standing alone in a star-lit clearing with a pang of nostalgia in your belly, you’ll probably be just fine. if there’s a charming, talkative animal waiting for you with a kind smile that doesn’t reach its eyes, I’m afraid you’ll need to run. if you look closely you’ll notice that smile has a few too many teeth.

I caught a really nice thunderstorm that I think you’ll like, can I send it to you?

yes, and thank you in advance. sprinkle some glitter on it and hurl it into any convenient body of water; I’ll find it eventually.

are you a Moth Prince apologist?

for the last time, just because he has my sword does not mean I condone every individual action he takes. there’s such a thing as nuance.

what if this FAQ has only raised further questions?

my condolences.

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honestly it is sort of charming to me that the ATLA fandom has been hung up on the same imaginary teenage love triangle for fifteen years...personally I feel like it is NOT my business if Katara and Aang want to get married too young and have like a million children. godspeed to them, or whatever. but Sokka and Suki should definitely absorb Zuko into whatever they've got going on, mostly because I think it would be hysterical for two non-benders who can pass for straight if they do not open their mouths to have a regular third who is the hereditary monarch of the fire magicians. can you imagine. there's just a king in your house sometimes, rummaging half-naked through your fridge for snacks and complaining about how people keep trying to have him assassinated, and you can't tell anyone about it. hilarious dynamic.

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Anonymous asked:

“Be normal about trans and ace people” meanwhile you are out here w the most rancid homophobia kys actually!

GOD I hope this is about Taylor Swift

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Today's wbn just like:

"I write my name on Ame's hand"

"I think about Ame the entire walk to Silver's"

Aabria answer for your crimes

*these are paraphrasing pls don't @ me

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quiddie

Wdym?

She ran out of paper when she gave Eursulon her first name! And of course she was thinking about Ame - she’s namecloaked now, so they both have titles and legacies to live up to I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE IMPLYING 😌

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gun to my head if I had to write a story about Two-Face the premise would be that Harvey's totally reformed, 100% in the clear, genuinely 0 interest in crime or murder, so he goes back to practicing law. but Two-Face is still there and ALSO practicing law so Harvey is like this upstanding lawyer working pro bono for various charities and nonprofits and what have you and then Two-Face is like a sleezy ambulance chaser taking out HUGE obnoxious billboards all over Gotham and recording the worst local commercials you have EVER seen. they share an office and work on alternating days. the POV character of this miniseries is the shared secretary who has to keep both of their schedules straight and the climax involves Harvey and Two-Face somehow legally being allowed to represent two different people who are suing each other

this doesn't have anything to do with Misha Collins or Gotham Knights fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off

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Anonymous asked:

Hi Makenzie, have you seen the sexiestpodcastcharacter poll? Isabel Lovelace is tied with Glenn Close! I hope she wins🤞

G. Glenn Close. the living woman human actor? is doing numbers in a tournament for podcast characters?

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greavard is such a perfectly executed little design for a pokemon and then it gets beat SO hard with the ugly stick when it evolves into houndstone... what are these awful mandibles and big creepy cryptkeeper feet I can't love this. where is the justice.

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artist who usually draws horses draws a wolf

artist who usually draws big cats draws a daschund

artist who usually draws chickens draws a pomeranian

artist who usually draws bears draws a dalmation

artist who usually draws rodents draws a golden retriever

artist who usually draws cattle draws a borzoi

artist who usually draws dragons draws a bedlington terrier

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sexhaver

tunblr is an idling game wherein you plant seeds (make poasts) and then come back a few hours later to harvest the resultant crops (replies from users with picrew icons and hyphenated urls demonstrating a complete lack of empathy and/or reading comprehension)