team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”
team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”
the donald trump animatronic at disneyland’s hall of presidents looks like they made an animatronic for hillary, went “oh fuck” and stretched a hastily-made donald trump skin over hillary’s facial structure
you were probably joking but i think you may be entirely right
“im getting old” starter pack
- “this is way too sweet”
- “they’re remaking that movie already????”
- “my back hurts”
- “wait, people get mad about that now?”
- “I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”
- “hold on let me check my calendar first”
- **turns on the radio** [groans]
How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday
The accuracy of this post tho.
“I’m stronger because I had to be. I’m smarter because of my mistakes. I’m happier because I’ve overcome the sadness I have known and I’m wiser because I’ve learned from my life.”
— Unknown
let’s all talk nicer to ourselves in 2019. its not “dumb bitch o’clock” its “cool bitch o’clock.” you’re a star
There are 364 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up.
Unbelievable.
I WAITED A WHOLE YEAR TO REBLOG THIS
Are you hurting right now? I’m sorry. Times can get bad. Life can sometimes be down right shitty. Maybe you relapsed for the first time, or even the tenth time. Maybe you had a panic attack and isolated yourself from friends and family today. Maybe you’re someone who thinks they don’t have any friends or family to care about them. For whatever it is you’re going through, I want you to take a deep breath, fuck it, take 5 deep breaths. In through your nose and out through your mouth. Relax. Remain calm. You can do this. Life will go on and you need to be around to see what happens next, okay?
I feel this is really under-appreciated.
not to be corny but friends supporting friends is the most important thing in the whole entire world







