"Yeah I think my insurance rate is too high. I don't wanna pay this much. What are you gonna do for me?"
I can come to your house and shoot you in the leg with one of these, how about that?
i saw a miserable looking middle aged woman wearing a shirt that read "I miss the America I grew up in🇺🇲" and personally I hope she dies
now this might come off a little harsh but I believe people who post shit like this should die
*cartoony western harmonica sting as the camera pans to my limbless body*
Aquatar Water Park, Qatar
People enter and the only thing that comes out the bottom is gelatinized gore
this looks like a PS1 Final Fantasy background
redshifting
You enter the top and come out the bottom in 2-3 business days
howl’s moving large hadron collider
wife: sweetie are you okay? you havent been yourself since you came home from the war
Dude who had his rocket launcher taken away by MasterChief: ill be fine one day but not now
"scan the qr code to download the app" how about YOU scan my nuts to download kill yourself
thank god for american public transit !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
You get on the bus and then everyone does the Flintstones thing
happy 12th to the single greatest video of our generation
bunniboytoy
i have an iron grip on my couch watching these vampire girls in van helsing (2004)
bunniboytoy
i’d give so much of it up
bunniboytoy
i’ve never been as high as i was last night and got so horny from these women that i had to stop watching it
Imagine jigsaw bringing the current torture puzzle to a screeching halt to announce over the PA system: “oh my god guys they got the pentagon!!”