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Recently I drew some bears from photos as a study 

This one time I ate so much salmon I could barely move, and then my mom was like oh have some blueberry pie for desert, and in that moment I understood what it is like to be a grizzly bear

objecto win compilation feel free to add

I don't want to go to work I want to engage in gay boy activities

little doggie show my heart belongs to you,,

Rock iPhone Case by Bless

grugg love do facetime

Bestever Lying Down Plush Bear

this is still probably my favorite interaction i’ve had on youtube

You cum inside of me and everything fades to black except by a message in the middle of the void that says you can now summon me in battle then the message fades away and everything goes back to normal

Knife Condemned To Week Inside Saran-Wrapped Brownie Pan

ugh this is so fucking sexy look at it there helpless

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"Polar bears, Arctic National Wildlife Refuge" by USFWS Headquarters is licensed under CC BY 2.0.

merry crisis

Happy Jesus

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor 

so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off

That’s a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that

male or female

hero or villain

sea or land

even in the snow

I guarantee you Frazetta’s Rohirrim were 100% pants-free

Good Old Frank. That man loved bodies and hated clothes so much

Frank Frazetta was the reason He-Man was designed like that; the producers conduct a study to see what art appeal the most to children, and Frank’s work came out on top in popularity. So everyone in He-Man is dressed the way they are directly because of Frazetta.

That man gave us the gift of warrior thighs and tits for everyone.

Ah, it has been too long since I have seen the no pants post on my dash. And yes, this is a rare case where it wasn’t some sexist nonsense but an egalitarian No Pants Agenda.

It’s time for my regular reblog of Gondor Needs No Pants

éowyn: “If I don’t get pants, nobody gets pants.”

…Pants or not, Frazetta did like him some nice butt. People have seen his Battlestar Galactica art, yeah?

…You also want to look closely at any of his art that has horses in it. You can spot a Frazetta right across a room if the horse’s butt has that look…

…And all that said: gods love him, he did fabulous work.

feeling extremely threatened right now