>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl
>she then tells me to talk dirty
>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt
>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth
>copulate and educate
Jim Rohn (via ohteenscanrelate)
pimps don’t do homework srry
my life would probably get 2 notes
benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth
this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care
my blog will make you horny ;)
literally me omg
Legendary
im sorry but i only listen to real music
Only B.C. kids remember this
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*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up
boys are so lucky they have boners to tell them that theyre horny because girls are just like am i horny or am i hungry or am i bored i dont know i dont have a dick
That’s definitely an interesting take. But sometimes we get boners for no reason and it’s something like “What is it boy? Did you see something?”
