the idea of a child making it to age like. 13 without seeing a single tf2 gmod video is so fucked up
living in utah must be hell in the five nights at freddy's universe ngl
Fight the mormons by day, animatronics by night. There is no time that's safe
I can relate to this on every level
“postmortem decay set in SERIOUSLY quickly”
Excuse you this is EXACTLY why paleontologists should play computer games
Can you imagine how good life would’ve been of puppets were taken seriously as an art form like Jim Henson wanted? Even Labyrinth and The Dark Crystal weren’t allowed to really be seen as more than just kids movies because nobody can see puppetry as an art form for anyone but children.
If Miss Piggy could say fuck the world would be a better place.
"the Midwest is boring" idk for me the fear of getting the roof of my house ripped off in the middle of the night keeps things fresh
Which is sexier, a werewolf or a vampire?
Depends if you find it sexier to submit to the will of charismatic evil or to be overwhelmed by animalistic power. And that's not a decision I can make for you.
everyone please look at my little guy right now
he is so stunning, so gorgeous, so beautiful, he's glowing even
Good morning to bitches who cant remember half their life
The cinema vibe is my favourite, you forget about the world for like 2 hours .
seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything
not even fucking true its literally my bedtime
this philosophy shit is easy
Can I please see your balls I'm going through a lot right now
The king asking his jester to juggle for him after a long day
The king asking his
jester to juggle for him
after a long day
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Stop KOSA
This bill will make it so the government will censor and control LGBTQIA+ content on the internet.
KOSA is a censorship bill that won’t make kids safe. Instead, it'll put all internet users at risk, especially youth. If you believe in a free and open internet, tell your lawmakers to reject KOSA
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You know the biggest loss of the decline of physical media and the rise of streaming? DVD special features.
I love you DVD commentaries I love you making-of documentaries I love you behind the scenes footage I love you bloopers I love you deleted scenes I love you silly little videos of the cast dicking around 💖
to be perfectly honest. i don't care if it is cheesy or cliched or idealistic. i like stories where the core of it is about kindness, the warmth we can offer others and the gentleness we receive in return. maybe the moral of the story IS love triumphs. it better fucking be










