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@basedcoochie

pussy intangible pussy wit mandibles
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vamptits

if grug honest grug a bit of a faggot.

grug picking a different kind of fruit if you catch grug meaning. hunting a different type of bear.

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reblogged

i can't stop looking at this photo. the red eyes. the leg of bi curiousity. the absolute cunt of it all. it's iconic.

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cryptotheism

Hey you know how I rejected the flesh, and then the machine, and then the divine? But it was all supplented by decay itself? Has anyone tried becoming one with the rot?

Soooo ok. Decay can only exist when there is something to decay. So yeahhh, turns out the rot is an extant form of flesh.

Okay but what if I become the wheel? If the cycle of flesh and machine and divinity and rot is eternal? I can exist as flux, that's probably chill.

Aaaaaand I'm still in the Buddha's palm.

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hvlthgxth

Deadlifted 405. 3 reps 8 sets.

I jacked off twice today.

I also jacked off twice today. You wanna FaceTime for round three?

not before I go do my deadlifts. I've got 406 lbs, 4 reps, 9 sets today.

Have a great time! :)

"That should be long enough for me to jack off at least two more times. He'll stand no chance against my empty balls and desensitized dick. I'll be sure to win this session."

Thanks bestie, I will!

"If he were Kira, he'd likely to use this time to jack off again... No... Maybe several times. It would be wise to bring my stroker with me to the gym so I can get at least another load out between sets. Such a dangerous foe, one can never be too cautious."